Note: Don't know if all of these are true quotes, but they are quite funny.
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."
*Women's restroom, Murphy's Champaign, IL
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
"Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"
*Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."
*Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
* Men's room, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
*Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
*Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.
Express Lane: Five beers or less
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's Beverly Hills, CA
