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Blonde Jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday
How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
The brunette, the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
To protect their skulls as their heads rock left and right.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
Why do blondes have more fun?
Because they don't know any better.
How can you tell if a blonde has used your computer?
There'll be white-out on the screen.
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off of a cliff.
How does a blonde do a High-Five?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To try and catch everything that's over their heads.
What do you call a bunch of blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F. on her shoes?
Toes Go In First
Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
What did the blonde call her zebra?
Spot.
What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common?
You often hear about them, but you never see one.
How do you get a blonde to climb up on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
What goes vroom-screech, vroom-screech?
A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever.
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Because she kept eating all of the ones with W's on them.
Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means Stop.
What is the mating call of a blonde?
I'm soooo drunk!
What is the mating call of a ugly blonde?
I said, I'm drunk!
What is the mating call of a brunette?
Is that @$#&! blonde gone yet?
If you would like to read more blond jokes, these were found at
http://members.tripod.com/~Cider/blonde.htm
There are many more than I didn't feel up to typing.
