Santa Won't You Stay
While making his rounds one Christmas morning, Santa dropped down through yet another chimney. During the process of distributing packages, he noticed the most beautiful young lady he'd ever seen approaching him from the hallway.

She stopped about 10 feet or so away and said in a very sexy voice..... "tee hee hee, Santa won't you stay and play with me?" Santa being very surprised, replied "Ho Ho Ho, Santa's gotta go... got a lot of toys to deliver you know."

She then dropped one strap of her nightgown revealing one of her breasts and said again in an even sexier voice..... "tee hee hee, Santa won't you stay and play with me?" Santa being even more surprised, replied "Ho Ho Ho, Santa's gotta go.... got a lot of toys to deliver you know."

With that, she dropped the entire nightgown to the floor and said in her most sexy voice possible..... "tee hee hee, Santa won't you please stay and play with me?" Santa then stood up straight and answered "Hey Hey Hey, Santa's gotta stay.... can't get up the chimney this a way."


(donated by Ms. Kitty)



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