Welcome, good touriste, to ' A Touriste's Guide to the Discworld'. We hope you enjoy your stay on this Picturesque and Charming planet and return home in one piece and still alive. Failing that, with all appendages securely sewn on or in known locations.

On your travels you will encounter a vast range of people, places and other things of interest. This guide can help you avoid them or, if the worst comes to the worst, run away from them.

  • Chapter One: People
    Our heroic Touriste meets the wide and varied inhabitants of the Discworld in this "Who's What".

  • Chapter Two: Places
    Where to go for an... interesting time

  • Chapter Three: Books
    The literature of and about the Discworld

  • Chapter Four: Games
    Amusement is easily found here...

  • Chapter Five: Unclear Physics
    Odd bits of silliness that are round pegs to this square hole

  • Chapter Six: AFP
    "What is AFP?" I hear you scream... Our Touriste encounters this fine body of netizens

  • Chapter Seven: Links
    Our Touriste stumbles upon other goldmines of information on the WWW

  • Chapter Eight: About
    The metaphorical inside back cover of this guide.

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