Old "man" Cthulhu,
He's stewin' in the drink,
Never stops his dreamin'
Despite the fishy stink.
Old "man" Cthulhu,
He must be pretty mad --
Pathetic little humans
Control the world he had.
Old "man" Cthulhu,
When signaled by the stars,
Will claim the goddamn planet
And then move on to Mars.
Old man Cthulhu,
Thinks Mythos stories suck,
And into space their authors
And editors he'll chuck!
Copyright 1997 Stanley C. Sargent
First Appearance: Mythos Tales #1
First Online Appearance: The Innsmouth Archive 1997
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