Warhammer 40,000 (40K for short) is a minature wargame made by Games Workshop. It is set in the far future where there is only war. I could try to explaign it here, but it would be best to check out GW's website, link above, if you have any questions or are interested in it. I've played the various GW games since late 1992 or early 1993, I can't remember anymore. I even worked for them for just over a year. So needless to say, I've played just about every game GW makes and just about every army they've made to date (except Squats).
This page and the ones connected to it are works in progress, as time goes on, more will show up here, but enjoy what little I do have here now. :)
Theory of Guardsmen playing:
Guard Vs. Chaos
*Chaos player*
"Ha! my (Insert random Chaos unit here) fires (Insert random weapon here) and vaporizes 8 of your men."
*Guard player*
Shrugs, looks at the table.
"Okay, my guardsmen fire 30 Lasguns, 5 Heavy Bolters, 2 Lascannons, 1 Battle cannon, and a partridge in a pear tree. Do you want to remove that squad now, or should I just move down the rest of the line?"
IG players watching the news...
"its only 6 people"
"i know c'mon, nothing wrong with a hurricane that only kills SIX people"
"really, there's tons more where that came from"