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The History
of the Sponge, and it's Fight Against Cake.
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Have
you ever wondered why we burn cake on our birthdays? This dates back
to 150,000,000 BC. This act was performed by ancient sponges.
The cake species were still a menace in the |
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ancient
days. Even though sponges created the universe, the cakes still treated
them like dirt. They enslaved and starved the sponges. The
sponges started talking amongst themselves and planned to fight back.
After two weeks of planning, they decided they would sneak out of their
sponge camp, knock out the cake guards and sail on their sponge boat to
America. When they got there, they were so relieved to get out that
they had a party. In this party, the great sponge chiefs decided
that cake was a mistake of a species, and should be eaten. They got
hold of a dead cake that they found in at the side of the highway and |
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Cheese
used to be good. Cheese used to show good promise in its self.
It just got involved with the wrong kind of people. Cheese first
came into contact with sponge when sponge first came to America.
The cheese species were the natives of America. None of the cheeses
had ever seen a sponge or cake before the sponges came. For over
two hundred years, the cheese and sponge species lived in harmony with
each other until one night, when the evil cake species attacked.
The cakes had developed a brand new kind of mind control device.
The will power of the sponges were too strong to be affected by it, but
alas, the cheeses were forced to believe that the sponges were the enemy,
and could not be trusted. The cheese's involvement in the crusades
could not be stopped. The great sponge chiefs did the same thing
that they did to the cake species over two hundred years earlier.
They decided that the cheese species was meant to be eaten, and it's been
like this ever since. |
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