Deer Santa,
How Are You? Probably good I bet. I have been mostly good, well as good as I can be cept for that time this summer with the cat and the firecracker. His butt is all healed but,he cant be a poppa cat no more, mom says that 1s ok, but he still runs away from me. My sister is still a little mad about the birth control pills, but I get to be a uncle in March. I cannot wait. I told her I hope its a monkey so I can be a monkeys uncle and she punched me, so don1t bring her nothing except maybe some bigger clothes , man is she fat. When you come to my house there are lots of things you should bring us. We need a car because dad says we can1t afford to fix ours and it has never run since I rolled it in the water that time this summer at the lake. That tow truck guy was real nice Œthough bring him something nice because when he gave us a ride he laughed all the way to our house but my dad never laughed. Maybe you could bring a joke book and a car for dad. Maybe you could bring me some patience because my mother says Im always trying hers. Although I have no idea what she means. Her hair is growing back, but it is grey maybe you could bring her some hair dye or a wig. I told her I wouldnot use the shampoo bottle with my chemistry set any more but she took my chemistry set to the dump. So please bring me a new chemistry set. I will try to be better.
SINcerely, lil Johnny
p.s. I would leave you some cookies but our kitchen still has fire damage, but I did quit smoking.