Part 11 - Big Troll Almost Battle
Damn Diego... I wish I was that cool
After Diego was kind enough to nuke the snapper pack that was out to kill me, we prepared for the big fight. I slipped on an amulet of strength +20, a ring +10, and wished I had another.  One hit would make me Troll chow anyways... might as well try and breach the 150.

Alas, I could not.  Hoping criticals counted for something, I took up Orechipper and began the fight... After letting Diego kill all the goblins (There is noway in Hell *I* could fight them, after all... they have teeth! Big nasty teeth! Well... at any rate, those little goblin warriors are pure dynamite.)

We can't hurt him, Diego, but let's dazzle him with our awesome martial skills!
Well... after about 20 minutes of laying the smack down on the Troll I started to get a headache.  Criticals weren't as important as I'd hoped... resigned, I used the Shrink.  Diego handled the rest.  Sure... as if a pack of snappers and goblin warriors isn't enough he has to bag a mini-troll.  Show off. I think I chipped the Troll, though.  Judges, you'll have to decide whether that little nick at the end of the Trolls life is a result of graphic card or Orechipper.

Ah well.  Maybe I'll have a strength of more than 150 when I have to rematch King Kong alone... at least, I'd better.
Part 12 - The Bridge Golem
Sadly, playing "Duel of the Fates" and making lightsaber sounds didn't help drop the troll
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