IFWF Match: Ginny McKay vs. Victoria Adams
Welcome back wrestling fans, Garry Owen here at ringside to bring you our next match.
Hey, wasn't that commercial about the most exciting use of computer animation you've
ever seen? I hope you kiddies are bugging your parents to take you to the store to buy the
Gayle Ashton and Slymenstra Hyman action figures. And be sure to watch for our new
commercial next week - we have three more IFWF action figures coming out; Leanna
Love, 'Star Spangled' Shannon Banner and 'American Made' Melissa Slade. Our legion
of superheroines is growing by leaps and bounds. 
Now, about tonight's match. It features one of the IFWF's all-time favorites, the
pulchritudinous, redheaded firecracker, Ginny McKay at 5'9" and 140 lbs. Ginny is
somewhere in the neighborhood of 40 years old, but she sure doesn't look it does she
wrestling fans! Her opponent tonight, the vivacious newcomer, Victoria Adams.
Victoria's 5'6" tall and tips the IFWF scales at a firm and well-conditioned 124 lbs. She's
almost half of Ginny's age, so we're going to see one of those always interesting, youth
vs. experience match-ups that Commissioner Niels van Vliet loves to make. 
Ginny's daughter Sunny made some cracks about Victoria being a member of the
dysfunctional 'Adams Family' but that's gotta be like the pot calling the kettle black. I
mean, the McKay soap opera was a staple of the old IFWF and it's to Niels credit he's
managed to get all that stuff behind us and move on to more 'family friendly' fare. 
And just as I say that, I hear Ginny McKay's music, "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison.
The buxom old redhead saunters out from behind the curtain accompanied by her svelte
blonde daughter Sunny McKay. Ginny's wearing a one-piece green suit that
complements her auburn hair. The suit is cut high in front in an attempt to restrain her
massive mams but it's REALLY low in back. So low, as a matter of fact, that you can
see cleavage when she bends over during a match. She's barefoot, but her feet are taped.
Sunny's a vision of loveliness in a powder blue micro that shows off her long, tanned
legs to their best advantage. They only look longer with those high heels she's wearing.
Sunny's in a matching jacket with a black lace camisole underneath and her long, wild
blonde hair is worn loose, falling to her shoulders. 
Sunny smiles and waves cheerily as the crowd boos her but Ginny's getting a mixed
reception. Her few fans are crowded down to the aisle trying to reach out and touch her.
She slaps hands and stops to give a young girl a kiss on the cheek. Now she's reached
the ring and Sunny waits on the apron as Ginny bends over and steps through the ropes
to a cheer from the fans seated behind her. She grabs the microphone:
"This here Victoria Adams, that cute little slice of American Pie, is from Carolina, my
part of the country so I know all 'bout her kind. She's born with a silver spoon in that
cute little pouty mouth o'hers. Her Mommy and Daddy prolly pampered her all her life,
bought her them silly karate lessons 'cause all the other kids picked on their precious
baby grrl. (GAG!) Well, if'n she thinks a couple of years of wrasslin' lessons makes her
ready for the IFWF she's kiddin' herself. Lookit what happened in her first match . . .
whap, zap, splat, pin! She better learn howta say "'scuse me" afore she gets in the ring if
she don't wanna get hurt. Hell, I got a baby girl just a lil' big older'n her my own self, so
I won't hurt her too bad. After we git through, she'll have learned a coupla valuable
lessons 'bout scufflin' and she won't have to pay tooition fur em." 
The crowd's boos about her disparaging comments change to cheers as the announcer
introduces Miss Victoria Adams. She appears without entrance music and walks toward
the ring with the same intense focus she showed before her previous match. She's
wearing a dark red bikini that shows off her firm young body. On her feet are black,
low-cut wrestling boots. She smiles slightly as she acknowledges the cheers, but it's
obvious she's focused on the task at hand and isn't about to be distracted. 
While Victoria enters the ring, the announcer slips out the other side and gestures for
the bell. There it is and the match is underway! These women don't waste a second,
Ginny trying to lock up mid-ring but Victoria easily slips away and Ginny has to chase
her down. After several false starts, Ginny is getting frustrated by Victoria refusing to
grapple with her. Now she finally traps Victoria in a corner and slaps on a side headlock
that gives her control of the match. 
Ginny pulls Victoria out of the corner, using a generous handful of with the headlock 
but Victoria uses her hands on the big redheads hips and shoves - prying her head free 
and sending McKay flying into the ropes! Ginny bounces off right into a big drop kick 
from Victoria that drops Ginny flat on her back. She crashed to the ring so hard the 
building seemed to shake! 
Victoria spins and leaps high in the air, dropping her leg on Ginny's torso. Ginny's legs 
jerk upward as Victoria takes the wind out of the big redheads sails. Ginny's clutching 
her chest as Victoria uses a handful of her short auburn hair to haul her older opponent 
to her feet. 
"Lessons? I don't need no stinkin' lessons," Victoria sneers as she swings Ginny around. 
She flings Ginny to the corner turnbuckle hard enough that the redheads neck almost 
snaps when her head whips back. Before Ginny recovers, Victoria brings a running knee 
to the mid-section that buckles the big redheads knees. Victoria gives her a judo chop 
across the chest before she arm drags her out of the corner to whip her across the ring. 
Whoa! 
Ginny reverses and this time Victoria goes reeling into the far corner. Turn about is fair play, I guess! 
Ginny runs and leaps, her arms spread for a breast-to-breast splash . . . NO! Victoria 
spun out of the corner and the big-breasted veteran crashed down on the thinly padded 
turnbuckle. Ginny's body is draped over the top rope as Victoria dances away pointing to
her head to show how smart she is while Ginny struggles to get her breath back. When 
Ginny turns around you can see the fire in her eyes. She's really angry at being upstaged 
by her much younger opponent. Ginny churns out of the corner after Victoria, but the 
young wrestler easily avoids her bullrush and just slips away, dodging and ducking as 
the bigger redhead is getting more and more frustrated at her inability to catch her 
younger adversary. 
Victoria is laughing as she slips away from Ginny's grasp and drops the panting redhead 
to her knees with a spinning back-heel kick. Ginny's up on one knee and Victoria's all 
over her!!!! Running cross-body block has Ginny flat on her back and the referee's 
counting . . . 
1... 
2... 
kick out! That was almost a pin! 
Ginny scrambles to her feet holding onto the ropes and looking hurt and confused. 
Sunny's yelling at her mother, trying to encourage her no doubt. You can see that 
Victoria's a lot quicker than Ginny and it's giving the old veteran problems. I don't think 
she expected Victoria to run from her like this. She's breathing hard and the match isn't 
even halfway to the time limit yet. 
OH! 
Just as Ginny was moving toward her, Victoria gave the big redhead a hard kick to the 
mid-section. I don't know if it's karate, savate, judo or what, but Ginny really took the 
full impact of whatever it was. She's staggering around clutching her tummy and her 
face is pale as she can't get her breath. This is totally unexpected!! 
Victoria drives her foot into Ginny's belly again! The once-firm middle looks soft and 
Victoria's foot sank deep into the big redhead's stomach. Ginny's in trouble! Victoria 
twists Ginny around by one arm and kicks her in the stomach over and over. Ginny's 
collapsed to her knees and Victoria easily rolls her up in a small package. There's the 
pin count. 
WHOOPS! Spoke too soon. Sunny reached in the ring and pulled Victoria out under the 
ropes by the ankles. Victoria turns around and gets caught with a big overhand right 
from the outraged blonde. Sunny and Victoria trade punches outside the ring while 
Ginny gets valuable time to catch her breath and recuperate as her daughter carries the 
fight to Victoria right here in front of my table. 
OH! 
Victoria just got caught with a big punch that spun her around, but she kept turning and 
kicked Sunny in the side of the head with a huge martial arts kick. Sunny's dazed! She's 
wobbling, trying to stay on her feet. Victoria grabs Sunny by the front of her jacket and 
OUCH! 
HEAD BUTT!! 
Sunny swoons right here at my feet, nose bleeding, arms and legs akimbo and with her 
micro-skirt up around her hips. She's out like a light and now the enraged Victoria 
Adams is headed back to the ring with fire in her eyes! 
Ginny's still huffing and puffing as Victoria gets up on the ring apron. Ginny reaches 
over the top rope to grab her, but Victoria uses the ropes to give her added impetus and 
slingshots a shoulder into the pit of the redhead's stomach. Ginny's gasping as Victoria 
grabs her by the hair with both hands and . . . DIVES over the top rope and SLAMS 
Ginny to the mat. Ginny flops around holding her head as Victoria pops up on her feet 
and takes a martial arts stance. You can see from her expression that that interference by 
Ginny's daughter really got her juices flowing. 
Victoria springs forward just as Ginny is struggling to her feet and sweep kicks her 
knee. Ginny's leg buckles and she goes down again. Victoria jumps in the air and comes 
down with a big knee drop to the old woman's stomach. That really knocked the breath 
out of Ginny! Victoria's not showing any mercy, kicking and stomping on Ginny's legs 
as she writhes on the mat. 
Ginny tries to roll away, but Victoria drops her leg across those big soft breasts and you 
can see that hurt the veteran. Ginny struggles to get to her feet but Victoria's all over her 
now. 
Knife edge chop to the throat rocks Ginny back into the ropes. 
Another chop across the bosom has Ginny crossing her arms over her chest. 
A kick to the stomach doubles Ginny over and only Victoria grabbing a handful of hair 
keeps her upright. 
Victoria slaps Ginny across the face to straighten her up and then runs her hand down 
over Ginny's belly, poking and probing the soft flesh. Then she reaches back and thrusts 
her open hand into the big redhead's mid-section and Ginny screams in pain as Victoria 
strikes pay dirt. 
Now Victoria runs her hand lower, down below Ginny's waist and up between her 
jiggling thighs. She scoops the big woman up, holds her chest high and then SLAMS 
her down to the mat, using her full weight on Ginny's chest to add to the pain. She 
hooks a leg and the referee starts to count. 
1... 
2... 
3 NO!! NO! Ginny managed to kick out weakly just as the refs hand was coming down. 
Victoria pulls Ginny into her, tucks her head under her arm and reaches over Ginny's 
back, grabbing her by the leg hole of her suit. Then she lifts the big woman up and over! 
SUUUUUUPER SUPLEX! 
Ginny hit the mat real hard from that one!. She's barely moving, just rubbing her 
stomach with both hands as her feet move slowly back and forth on the mat. Victoria 
lifts Ginny's left leg by the ankle and kicks at her hamstrings with the toe of those 
wrestling boots. You can see Ginny's body shake with the impact. Finally, Victoria drops 
Ginny's leg. The redhead rolls over holding her leg and rocks back and forth. 
Meanwhile, Victoria walks over to the side of the ring and looks down at Sunny who is 
sitting up, leaning against the table here in front of me and trying to figure out what 
happened to her. Victoria points at Sunny and then at Ginny, then draws her finger 
across her throat. She's going to give Ginny her finishing move, the Tombstone 
Piledriver, to punish Sunny for interfering. 
Victoria goes back to Ginny, grabs her hair with her left hand and pulls her up to her 
feet, bending her over to put her in position. The crowd is on their feet screaming "Vic-
tor-ia, Vic-tor-ia" it's an incredible scene. 
She's lifting her up . . . Here it comes . . . 
YES! 
She nailed it!! 
Victoria Adams just Tombstoned Ginny McKay! 
Victoria rolls her over and puts a knee in Ginny's stomach, leaning her whole weight on 
it and making it impossible for the old woman to breathe. She's got a hand around 
Ginny's throat, probably showing how she could choke her out if she wanted. Ginny's 
not moving, just laying there with that magnificent chest heaving and her face a bright 
crimson as the referee slaps the mat three times and then raises Victoria's hand. 
"The winner of the match, Victoria Adams in a time of 12 minutes and 18 seconds." 
Sunny's in the ring now, helping Ginny to her corner. The old war horse looks 
exhausted, panting and having trouble getting a breath. Victoria's standing in the middle 
of the ring with her hands over her head, accepting the ovation from the crowd while 
keeping a wary eye on Sunny. Finally, Victoria starts to leave the ring but Ginny is 
moving toward her, don't go away - we might have some more action! Ginny says 
something to Victoria and . . . offers her hand. Victoria takes it carefully, but Ginny just 
gives her a hug and a pat on the back. 
I couldn't hear what she said, but whatever it was Victoria nodded and gave Ginny a hug 
in return. Sunny just stands off to one side glaring at Victoria, but I guess I was wrong 
about trouble. That's all from here for now. We'll be back with the next match after this 
commercial.