Sunny McKay vs Evonne Carmikel by Bonnie Fachetti Nov 29, 1998
Bonnie: Wrestling fans, I greet you! Tonight we have a spectacular match! As the 
beautiful Sunny Mckay wrestles that old meanie Miss Evonne Carmikel in the Semi-finals 
for the TV title! It's been a long, hard, arduous road for the 4 remaining participants! Who 
will win it all? We'll find out soon enough! But, a good bet would be that whomever wins 
this match here will win it all. Oh! Lights are turned off and a mysterious, sinister music 
surrounds the arena! The Sexiest woman of Wrestling is approaching my table! Yes, the 
one and only Slymenstra Hymen! Hello, Slymenstra! What brings you out here? 
Slymenstra: Is there a problem?
Bonnie: No, not at all! I am honored you decided to join us here! But why the interest?
Slymenstra: As you well know I was voted the most beautiful, the sexiest woman in 
wrestling. Not Gayle Ashton! Not Sunny McKay! Not Evonne! Not Nikki Fox! Not Buffy! 
Not Fawn the Huntress! Not Krissy Terrell! Not Miss Perfect! Not Betty Anderson! Not 
Raven! Not... Bonnie: Okay, already! I think I get your point! 
Slymenstra: Do you now? Anyway, I am here to show those two wrestling tonight, that it 
is I the one who should really be the TV Champion, the World Champion and, yes the 
TAG TEAM Champion, all by myself! Bonnie: You really think you are superior to 
Evonne and Sunny? Slymenstra: Of course! Evonne is just a classless tart! And Sunny is 
Bonnie: Oh! Those are strong words!
Slymenstra: And words I can back up! Care to find out?
Bonnie: Nnno! Not really! I think you are correct!
Slymenstra: Right and don't forget it!
(Crowd boos as Money by Pink Floyd blasts through the arena)
Bonnie: Anyway here we go! That music only indicates one thing! 
Slymenstra: Boring!
(the music changes to Goldfinger. Evonne appears wearing her trademark gold outfit with 
dollar symbol patches and black Gucci boots. She is followed by her Syndicate: Nikki Fox, 
Angie Johnson and Kimberly Storm. All in wrestling outfits. They slowly walk to the ring 
and the booing gets louder. Some fans throw things at them. They are unfazed) 
Bonnie: Here comes Evonne and her crew! People certainly aren't in love with this group!
Slymenstra: It's obvious, really. The sexiest and most beautiful and popular wrestler is me!
Bonnie: Sure you are! Anyway, Evonne climbs into the ring and raises her arms. She 
certainly seems to enjoy the way fans are reacting. Slymenstra: Woman is sick!
Bonnie: Oh, and the Syndicate, arms crossed decide to stay at ringside! A menacing sight!
Slymenstra: Don't worry, my pet! Slymenstra is here to protect you! (Lights are turned off, 
and "Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins blasts in the arena. The crowd cheers wildly. 
Evonne in the middle of the ring appears hurt. Sunny appears wearing her tiger stripe 
micro bikini) Bonnie: Here comes Sunny marching to the ring! Crowd loves her! What a 
magnificent body! What an Angel face! What a great... Slymenstra: Enough already! It 
seems you are lusting after that piece of trash!
Bonnie: Oh ho! Ginny McKay is walking behind her as is the evil one, Mitzi Mckay! And 
following them is Jackie Frost! This seems to be a war growing! What's this? A couple of 
well dressed men have intercepted Mitzi! What the hell? Oh! They are from Immigration! 
They are saying she doesn't have a valid permit to be in this country! Sunny is red with 
anger! Oh! They are handcuffing her! They are taking her away! Sunny is in rage! She 
almost nailed one of those guys but Ginny managed to control her or Sunny would have 
been in problems as well, being Australian and all...
Slymenstra: Well the advantage certainly seems to be with Carmikel, now Bonnie: Yes...
(An IFWF camera follows Mitzi as she is being forced into a limo by those two guys. The 
limo drives away and the camera shows the car's plate: SYN 4 LIFE)
Of all the cheap tricks...
(Evonne is smiling in the ring and her associates giggle among themselves. Sunny, 
resolutely walks to the ring followed by Ginny with fan support)
Anyway, Sunny gets in the ring! She is asking for a microphone:
Sunny: Carmikel! You are a bitch and a coward! I am sure you had something to do with 
this! (Evonne shakes her head vigorously and appears to be hurt by Sunny's innuendoes) 
So, I've got a little surprise for you! Oh, girls! (Sunny drops the microphone and from the 
locker room the Legion appears: Gayle Ashton, Vanessa Chandler, Buffy "The Slayer" 
Lawrence, Angel and Miss Perfect, all wearing their wrestling outfits. The crowd goes 
wild and the Syndicate appears concerned)
Bonnie: How do you like this! The Legion has decided to help out Sunny! 
I love it! And the crowd seems to love it!
Slymenstra: I don't! Are we going to see a wrestling match or a street fight among gangs? 
Bonnie: It is a weird, strange world when the voice of reason is Slymenstra! But you are 
right! This doesn't look nice! (The Legion stand at ringside, close to Ginny and Jackie, 
whom they great warmly. Gayle Ashton shots a look of hatred at Angie Johnson. If looks 
could kill...)
Bonnie: There's the bell, finally this match is underway! Sunny immediately goes on the 
offense landing with a big kick on Evonne's lean body! Evonne tries to move away, but 
Sunny Irish whips the bigger woman across the ring!
(Evonne lands on her butt. She slowly gets up)
Sunny grabs her by the hair and tosses her across the ring again! She catches her now 
with a big bodyslam! Evonne is confused! Sunny picks her up by the hair and Irish Whips 
her into the turnbuckle! She follows with a HUGE kick to her back! Crowd is going wild 
and even the Legion is clapping!
Slymenstra: They should save all that girlie enthusiasm for the end of the match! It is still 
too early!
Bonnie: I know, but Sunny is surely taking control of the match so far. Sunny, yet again! 
Irish whips Evonne! And now she follows with a.....HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Evonne's 
neck bounced as a damn basketball! She is out! Sunny goes for a FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK! 
This is IT! What a lighting like attack by Sunny! The ref jumps beside Evonne, he asks 
her if she wants to submit.... Evonne says... NO! She stubbornly refuses to give up! But 
she is crying in pain!
Slymenstra: She sure is.... Crying in pain like the damn pig she is! Bonnie: Nikki Fox is 
shouting something at Sunny! Sunny is too concentrated to mind Nikki. Evonne is in 
serious trouble, I tell you. She is trying desperately to reach the ropes. Sunny applies as 
much pressure as she possibly can! I just heard Evonne's knee break like a branch! 
Evonne manages to sit up and sticks her fingers in Sunny's eyes! What a cheap move!
Slymenstra: But effective! Sunny has been forced to break the hold, although that wouldn't 
be something I'd EVER do! 
Bonnie: But Evonne is having trouble standing up. 
Sunny tries to clear her vision and... Evonne nails her with a big right on her stomach! 
Evonne throws her against the ropes and catches her with a big foot on her face! Sunny 
hits the mat! Evonne lifts Sunny and tosses her across the ring, she follows with a nasty 
kick to her head! Evonne shakes her leg trying to get as much life as possible to that leg. 
Evonne grabs Sunny and picks her up for a.... POWERFUL bodyslam! Evonne turns to 
the crowd! Now she shouts something at Sunny!
Evonne: "Oh does it hurt Sunny, Tell Evonne where it hurts" Bonnie: What a showboat!
Slymenstra: And a classless bitch!
Bonnie: Sunny slowly gets up, but Evonne catches her with flying head scissors! Sunny's 
neck is bent in ways God didn't intended it to! Evonne smiles wickedly, Evonne places her 
arms under Sunny's legs and back and easily picks up the lighter Sunny in her arms. She 
throws her up high in the air. Evonne goes on one knee and catches Sunny's back on her 
knee! Horrible backbreaker! Sunny rolls around, crying in pain!
Slymenstra: Like a god damn pig!
Bonnie: The match has clearly turned into Evonne's favour. Evonne grabs Sunny and 
scoops her up on her shoudlers... OVER THE SHOULDER BACKBREAKER! Evonne 
turns and turns, with Sunny perched on her shoulder! Sunny is about to give up, I tell you! 
But Sunny rakes Evonne's eyes in despair! Evonne weakens the hold, but manages to 
throw Sunny out of the ring! Sunny lands at the feet of the Syndicate... what rotten luck! 
They are kicking Sunny! The Legion and Ginny and Jackie rush instantly to the other side 
of the ring! It had to happen! There is pushing and shoving! Oh! Gayle Ashton has just 
nailed Angie Johnson with a brutal SUPERKICK! Angie is out for the count! A brawl 
breaks up! Miss Perfect, Angel and Vanessa are doing a number on Nikki Fox! Buffy, 
Jackie and Ginny are taking care of Kimberly! Evonne jumps out of the ring and nails 
Gayle with a double karate chop to the neck! Oh! Gayle just turns around! Evonne didn't 
hurt her! A crazed look on her eyes! She lands a series of lefts and rights to Evonne! 
Evonne hits the floor! Gayle viciously kicks Evonne on the face! There is blood on 
Evonne's nose and mouth! Angie is getting up, but Angel quickly lands on Angie's face 
with a wicked knee! What's this! Slymenstra has just jumped over the table and rushes to 
the scuffle! I guess Sly didn't like doing colour too much, thank God! Oh! Sly has just 
nailed Gayle Ashton with a wicked elbow on the back of her head! Gayle is down! Now 
Slymenstra nails Kimberly with a knee to her nose! She has just broken Kimberly's nose! 
Slymenstra appears to have joined the scuffle to clean house... What's this? Mr. Smithers, 
Gayle's bodyguard, a 300 lbs. Plus man rushes out of the locker room! He reaches to 
where Slymenstra is raising havoc and nails her with a JACKNIFE! Now he picks Sly up 
and... PILEDRIVES HER on the hard concrete floor! 
"No one touches my mistress!" appears to be the operative statement here! 
Mr. Smithers carefully picks Gayle up in his arms as if she were a feather and begins to 
carry her back to the locker room. Gayle begins to wake up, but Mr. Smithers quickens his 
step and carries her back to the locker room. Security finally arrives at the scene and they 
do their best to separate everyone, or to save some Syndicate's ass, really as they are 
clearly outnumbered and have got a thorough whipping! Oh! Nikki Fox appears to be 
SERIOUSLY injured! She is shouting in pain. Paramedics rush to her side. She isn't 
moving. Kimberly is also hurt but she manages to get up by herself and slowly leave the 
ring. Paramedics carefully place a collar on her neck and place her on a stretcher. The 
arena is subdued. You hate it when this happens. They take her away. The Legion with 
Ginny and Jackie are forced away as well. Slymentra is picked up by two security guards, 
woman is heavy!, and taken away as well. An IFWF official helps Angie to her feet she is 
dizzy but leaves the ring as well. Okay! So Sunny and Evonne are the only ones 
remaining. Sunny is holding her side. She is having trouble breathing, she appears to have 
bruised ribs. Evonne's face is a bloody mask. The ref orders them back into the ring! This 
will continue! The bell is rung and the match restarts! Evonne circles around Sunny. 
Sunny tries to kick Evonne but Evonne deftly moves away. Evonne tosses Sunny who 
hits the mat and cries in pain! She is definitively hurt. All those kicks certainly did the 
trick. Evonne is opening her mouth to breathe as well. Her nose was broken by Gayle, it's 
clear! Evonne grabs Sunny by the hair to lift her up, but Sunny grabs her legs and Evonne 
lands on her wallet! Sunny jumps on top of Evonne and lands a fury of blows! Sunny 
locks her leg and goes for the cover! 
ONE! TWO!
Evonne breaks the cover! Sunny lands a knee into Evonne's face! More blood pours out 
from Evonne! Her beautiful, elegant outfit is tainted in blood! But Sunny is slow to 
continue her attack. This match has been brutal! She is trying to catch her breath. 
Nonetheless she applies a perfect snap mare! Evonne is hurt! Sunny lands with a big leg 
drop! She goes for the cover again!
ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!
NO! Evonne managed to lift one shoulder! At least that's what the ref is saying! Sunny 
can't believe it, the crowd can't believe it, they are booing, and to be honest... neither can 
I! Sunny shakes her head and Irish Whips Evonne! She follows with a clothesline, but it 
was too deliberate, Evonne ducks! And nails Sunny with an elbow to the chest! Sunny 
goes down! Evonne stomps on Sunny's rib cage! That is low! Sunny cries in pain! Evonne 
lands with an elbow on her face and turns her around. She applies a Camel Clutch. Sunny 
shakes her head vigorously when the ref asks her if she wants to give up. It is clear that it 
will take much more to make her submit. Evonne understands this as well and breaks the 
hold. Oh! She rakes Sunny's eyes as she is getting up! Woman is vicious! But Sunny kicks 
Evonne in her crotch! Evonne cries foul but drops to the mat! This has been a seesaw 
match! Sunny gets up and kicks Evonne's mouth! Evonne must be very weak from all the 
blood she's lost! Sunny bends Evonne over and places her head between her legs. She 
picks her up for a piledriver... WOW! I didn't think Sunny had any strength left, but 
Evonne is hurt! Sunny lands with a flying Elbow! 
Sunny goes for the cover: ONE! TWO! 
Evonne manages to lift a shoulder again! Woman has 9 lives! Sunny complains to the ref 
and shouts at him he must count faster! Sunny grabs Evonne by the hair and throws her 
across the ring. Sunny follows Evonne and picks her up for a POWER BOMB! But 
Evonne manages to trip Sunny! Evonne lands on Sunny's rib cage! Evonne slowly gets up 
and wipes the blood pouring from her nose and mouth. She lifts Sunny up and bodyslams 
her. She picks her up again and places her head between her legs! Nice butt! Sorry! She 
lifts Sunny up and PILEDRIVER! 
Evonne goes for the cover: ONE! TWO! NO! 
Sunny kicks out! But both warriors are totally worn out! Who wants it more! Sunny lands 
with a right, Evonne answer with a left, Sunny nails her with a knee! Evonne is down! 
Sunny stops to catch her breath. She stomps on Evonne's head. Evonne now kicks her in 
the crotch! Sunny bends over. Evonne staggers up and nails her with an elbow to the chin. 
Sunny hits the mat. Evonne picks Sunny up for another bodyslam. And follows with a 
kick to the ribs. Sunny manages to stand up, helping herself with the ropes. Sunny 
manages to kick Evonne full on the face! Evonne goes down. Sunny goes for a flying 
bulldog.... OH! Evonne moves away! Sunny lands face first against the turnbuckle! She 
knocked herself out! Evonne picks her up.... GOLD NIGHT! WOW! Evonne goes for the 
cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!
That is it! Evonne, I don't know how, but managed to survive this match! Evonne drops to 
her knees, unable to get up! What a match! What a dramatic, brutal match! Sunny is 
slowly getting up and shakes her head in frustration as the ref raises Evonne's arm! 
Evonne has reached the finals for the TV tournament! But this match has taken a lot from 
her. What shape will she be in for the finals? We will find out soon enough! This is 
Bonnie Fachetti, reporting!