I don't know why I'm doing this now, if you read the descriptions and look at how many happy faces I've given out you can draw two conclusions: my sense of taste is as sharp as a Nerf handball, and I like nearly all beer. Disclaimer:These are just my opinions, so if you disagree, or think that I'm disrespecting your brewery, too bad.
I'm going to rate these beers using the same method that I use in my little
black book of beer: badly drawn cartoon faces.
Disgusting. I wouldn't feel remorseful using it to wash a dog, although
said dog wouldn't smell better for it.
Not bad at all. Not that good either.
Pretty good! I'd be happy to drink it again.
WOO HOO! This is phenomenal stuff.
All beers are arranged alphabetically.
Alexander Keith's Indian Pale Ale
Dry Aroma, light, bitter flavour.
Asahi Super Dry
Light aroma, light flavour, pleasant medium-strong finish.
Big Rock Grasshopper
Hoppy aroma, very light and dry flavour.
Big Rock Traditional Ale
Light aroma, dry, smoky flavour.
Black Bear
Hoppy, almost sweet smell, light, bitter, full flavour.
Bombadier
Musky smell, dark smoky flavour.
Canterbury
Light aroma, light smokey-winish flavour.
Corona
Verdant, hoppy aroma, full bitter flavour.
Ephemere (Unibrouque)
Light, hoppy, fruitish scent, dry, smooth hoppy flavour.
Ephemere Apple Must(Unibrouque)
Apple and hops scent, smooth, citric flavour.
Ephemere Cranberry Must(Unibrouque)
Berry scent, cranberry and bitter flavour.
Ephemere Peach Must(Unibrouque)
Peach and hops scent, light, smooth flavour.
Faxe Amber
Hoppy smell, malty, light and clean, yet bitter flavour.
Faxe Premium
Apple-like aroma, dry, mild flavour.
Fin du Monde
Citrusy aroma, dry, mild flavour.
Furstenberg
Bitter scent, very bitter flavour, clean finish.
Granville Island Gastown Amber Ale
Light, bitter smell, very light, vaguely fruity flavour.
Granville Island Honey Lager
Light and hoppy, almost sweet finish.
Hobgoblin
Fruity aroma, mild wine-like flavour, pleasant lasting finish.
Hoegaarden
Light, vaguely citrusy aroma, mildly sharp flavour.
Kilkenny
Dry, fruity aroma, light, bitter, full mouth flavour.
Kokanee
Extremely light aroma, crisp flavour, light finish.
Konig Ludwig Weisbier
Tangy aroma, dry flavour.
Leffe
Hoppy aroma, dry, dark flavour, almost spicy.
Maudite
Fruity aroma and flavour, very clean finish.
Mississippi Mud
Spicey, hoppy aroma, very bitter flavour, hint of porter.
Monty Python's Holy Ail
Mild, hoppy scent, very bitter.
Moosehead
Hoppy aroma, crisp, clean, dry flavour.
Nat Bailey's Pale Ale
Green, hoppy flavour, clean finish.
Nelson Wild Honey
Sweet, leafy aroma, light flavour with an almost sweeet zest.
Okanagan Springs Extra Special Pale Ale
Hoppy aroma, light, bitter flavour.
Okanagan Springs Bavarian Ale
Light aroma, hoppy flavour.
Old Yale Brewing Company, Seargent's IPA
Perfumy scent, light hoppy flavour, very strong finish.
Pilsner Urquell
Light, clean aroma, hoppy, bitter flavour.
St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout
Dark, spicy aroma, very bitter, smokey flavour.
Schneider Weisse
Light, almost citrusy aroma, fruity, hoppy flavour.
Shaftebury Cream Ale
Hoppy smell, full bitter flavour.
Sleeman Honey Brown
Sweet, hoppy aroma, mild, but dark flavour.
Sleeman Silver Creek Lager
Light, hoppy aroma, crisp, dry flavour.
Sleeman Steam
Dark, sweet aroma, matching flavour.
Stella Artois
Clean, hoppy scent, very dry flavour.
Traquair House Ale
Fruity, berry-like aroma, deep, bitter flavour.
Traquair Jacobite Ale
Light, chemically basic smell, smokey, bitter flavour.
Tree Brewing Hophead IPA
Bitter scent and flavour, somewhat spicey.
Trois Pistoles
Fruity aroma, fruity, chocolatey flavour.
Tsingtao
Gamey aroma, mildly bitter flavour.
Warsteiner
Light, wheatish aroma, very light (almost empty mouth) hoppy flavour.