01) Which Star Wars character are you?
(http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/test1/index.shtml):
-Luke Skywalker.

02) How do you refer to yourself?:
-Usually in the first person, however I do spend a lot of time cursing at Mr. Brain.

03) What is your name?:
-Stephen Elliot Brown.

04) What is your quest?:
-The american dream, sadly enough, except no fence of any colour and a weekly Star
Wars RPG session.

05) What is your favourite colour?:
-Green, despite my using blue for everything.

06) How do YOU spell favourite and colour?:
-Obviously with an "ou".

07) How do you like your steak cooked?:
-Rare to medium rare.

08) Say one nice thing about Kavin:
-Only one? Pretty hair.

09) MAY EYE EET A HAM SANDWIXH?:
-Of course.

10) What is your favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?:
-Dexter's Lab. Anything before that is crap.

11) Is there anything about your life that you want to improve?:
-More time on the mainland would be nice.

12) Really? Are your concerns valid, or are you just very bored?:
-Oh yes, they're valid

13) Whatever. Who's better, Teela or She-Ra?:
-Teela. She wouldn't win in a fight, but she wasn't quite so painfully girly.

14) Was Yoda wise, or did he fool people by talking funny?:
-I think Yoda was wise, but he was limited by a value set that had long ago made the
transition from pragmatic to academic and became stagnant. This is why I think the
destruction of the Jedi and rebirth of the order under Luke was the will of the
Force, and why Luke was right to follow his instincts to seek the good in Vader and
not try to destroy him as Obi-wan and Yoda told him. (And yes, I have way too much
free time.)

15) Do you call yourself a geek? If not, why did you answer questions 13 and 14?:
-I am a geek, but in all fairness so is a person who buys autographed Canucks game
jerseys off of ebay, collects the trading cards and buys season's passes. Their
obsession is just more socially acceptable.

   -What is your favourite food from the following food groups?:
  16) Meat&Protein:
-Really tender smoked ribs in a nice tangy sauce.

  17) Dairy:
-I have always really like a nice cold glass of milk.

  18) Fruits&Veggies:
-Mushrooms.

  19) Bread:
-Pasta.

20) You are in a bar, and are struck with a craving for hot wings and onion rings,
so you order some. What do you order to drink? (Doesn't have to be booze.):
-A Kokanee does have a clean, inoffensive flavour that would complement the cheap
greasiness of said items under normal circumstances, however if the wings & rings
are of any quality, a Kilkenny would also be good, and, since it isn't carbonated,
it would help to cool the heat from the wings.

21) How would you serve spam for dinner to your significant other's parents to
impress them?:
-Probably sliced, breaded and fried, served with a creamy dijon-colby sauce over egg
noodles.

22) Xena is better than Hercules. (T/F):
-True. I don't like either, but at least Xena isn't a horrible bastardization of any
myths I've ever heard, and Lucy Lawless looks way more mediteranean than Kevin
Sorbo. 

23) How would someone be able to trick you into going on the Jerry Springer show?:
-Adult toy collectors. (That's adults who collect toys, not collectors of adult
toys.) However, I would be suspicious about such a lame topic, and wonder how they
heard about me specifically.

24) Why does Robert vanWinkle suck so much?:
-1. Compulsive lyar. 2. Nothing rhymes with winkle.

25) How often do you polish your shoes?:
-I lost my last pair of polishable shoes over 6 years ago.

26) Do you hate wearing pants?:
-Yep.

27) If I presented you with a button labeled "evil@8" in big Lovecraftian letters,
would you press it?:
-No. I programmed that button, and I know what it does.

28) What is your favourite country song?:
-"Yeah" by Paul Brandt.

29) If you could spend a day with the fictional character(s) of your choice, who
would it be?:
-Bob and Doug McKenzie. Sure, the conversation would be lame, but what a way to soak
up some 70's/80's Canadian culture.

30) Would you dance to a Polka for some really good Bratwurst?:
-I would dance to a Polka for almost any reason. But I wouldn't turn down the
Bratwurst.

31) Hi, this is Thomas speaking.:
-How was school?

32) The best flavour of Kool-Aid is __ :
-Kool-Aid doesn't have flavours, only colours.

33) Was Napster bad?:
-Napster itself was just a tool, and wasn't any worse than Winzip as far as I can
tell. However, I think an artist's intellectual property should be respected. I also
think I should be able to buy one song I want instead of paying 14-20 dollars for
that one song plus 10 others that just suck, so what are you going to do.

34) How do you take your coffee?:
-As artificial flavouring in some desserts.

35) If you could visit any time and place, when and where would it be?:
-For some odd reason, films from Japan in the 60's fill me with the weirdest sense
of deja-vu, so I'd like to check that out.

36) Did you get the jokes on Married: with Children the first time you watched it?:
-Nope. I was alone in the house, though, so I was able to laugh at the jokes I did
get.

37) Have you ever had any magazine subscriptions?:
-Lego Club. Oh, and Owl magazine when I was a kid.

38) Do you know enough about the workings of a toilet that you could build one out
of bamboo, coconuts and rubber plants?:
-I'd give it a try, sure.

39) What is your strongest (but still non-diagnosable) mental disorder?:
-Obsessive compulsion for structure. All my CD's are put into their cases with the
text on them running top to bottom, and the cases are ordered by country, then
artist, then release date.

40) Who is your favourite Canadian musician or musical group?:
-BIG SUGAR.

41) Who is your favourite painter?:
-Group of Seven. Yes, their landscapes don't look like a photograph, but I don't
have a photographic memory. I remember vague impressions of what nature looks like,
and that's what their paintings convey to me.

42) What is your favourite poem?:
-Mask of the Rad Death, by Ben Bova. It's actually just Masque of the Red Death by
Poe, only reworked to be a SF poem about radiation fallout.

43) What is your favourite comedy sketch show?:
-Kids in the Hall. I also like Codco, 4 on the Floor and SCTV. Pretty much anything
Canadian is good, I think.

44) Why do you eat the flesh of dead animals?:
-It is good.

   -If you were a superhero, what would:
  45) your power be?:
-I would make the sun shine whenever I put on a Hawaiian shirt and drank beer.

  46) your name be?:
-Steve, Lord of the Grill.

  47) your costume look like?:
-Obviously a Hawaiian shirt, but also an apron that says "Kiss the cook".

  48) your cause be?:
-To eat barbecued food and drink beer.

49) Are you sure you aren't a geek?:
-No, I'm sure that I am.

50) In AD 2101, war was beginning. What happen?:
-What you say?

51) Have you had enough, or do you want to answer another 50 questions?:
-More, more, more!

52) What is compelling you to answer this particular question?:
-I've been working on this for a year, and I want to be done with it!

53) Have you played Loonie: the Nucking Futs first edition?:
-I INVENTED LtNF first ed.

54) What flavour is the chip on your shoulder?:
-Mrs. Vickies sea salt and malt vinegar. Tangy, but very very mild.

55) Is that a potato on your jacket?:
-No, it's a maniac under the kitchen sink.

56) Have you ever gotten sick from an amusement ride?:
-Once I had to sit down for a few minutes after going on the Rotor, but that's it.

57) How many wigs do you own?:
-One.

58) Do you like goat cheese?:
-Absolutely!

59) What is Puritan Irish Stew made with?:
-Formed meat chunks. Mmmmm...

60) Do you own a rubber ducky?:
-No, but I should.

61) Complete this phrase. "I am a(n) __phile.":
-Aqua!

62) What movies have people spoiled for you?:
-Fight Club and the Sixth Sense.

63) Do you have a favourite roleplaying system?:
-I like the D20 system for adventuring and the Synergy system for dramatic games.

64) Please repeat your answers to questions 15 and 49.:
-In summary, I am a geek.

65) What's the worst thing you have ever consumed?:
-A catnip treat.

66) Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?:
-Raaarrrgh!

67) Do you prefer wide screen or cut and pan?:
-Wide screen all the way.

68) Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?:
-Yep.

69) Voulez-vous du beurre?:
-Only on Kavin. Sweet, buttery Kavin...

70) Are you a brain in a vat?:
-Shut up.

71) What's wrong with kit lego?:
-The BURPs (Big UnReusable Pieces to those of you who aren't down with the dope
jive) are getting kind of bad in some lines. That and there are too many specialized
lines.

72) Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer __!:
-Shareholder.

73) If you could make any band cover any song, who would you have play what?:
-I would like Metallica to play either Happiness Pie or I'll be Mellow when I'm
Dead.

74) Is it pronounced "keltic" or "seltic"?:
-Celtic.

75) What footgear does death wear?:
-Couldn't tell you, but the Devil walks barefoot in Delta.

76) Where is Waldo?:
-In crappy TV heaven beside Steve Erkel.

77) Do you know the words to "Turkey in the Straw"?:
-Sadly, no.

78) What does CD-ROM stand for?:
-Canoe diggit? Right on, Mofo!

79) Do you identify with any of the characters from the film "The Big Lebowski"?:
-Walter, except I know I talk about Star Wars too much instead of Vietnam.

80) What song describes you at the moment?:
-Sometimes Cosmic Castaway, sometimes Big Time.

81) Do you know how to tie a tie?:
-The Boy Scout's hand book taught me so much.

82) Would you censor Pee Wee's Adventure, or are you exceedingly liberal?:
-I would try to fuzz out and bleep the whole dang thing.

83) Do you like Moxy Fruvos?:
-Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

84) What is your favourite electronic game system? (ie, nintendo, sega...):
-The Xbox. I'm still not going to buy one though.

85) What is your favourite software program?:
-LDraw, and the associated plug-ins and add-ons.

86) Do you know the muffin man?:
-Nope, I can't say I've ever met the fellow.

87) What's the worst smell in the world?:
-Morts.

88) Do you prefer Star Trek or Star Wars?:
-I used to prefer Star Trek. Then Lego bought a Star Wars license. Then Kavin and
Ann bought me the roleplaying book. Now I'm hooked like a scottish heroin addict.
(Ooh, hidden tie in. I just can't escape, can I?)

89) What is your favourite Kevin Smith movie?:
-I'm not really a big fan of Kevin Smith, but Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is my
favourite.

90) What is your favourite Monty Python sketch?:
-No one expects the Spanish inquisition!

91) What do you think an appropriate length for a response to an "If" question is?:
-If I can read it in 60 seconds or less, it's good.

92) What were your favourite cartoons as a kid?:
-He Man was my favourite by far, followed by Gobots, which I personally prefered to
Transformers.

93) Who do you root for in the world cup?:
-I don't really watch soccer, but I support my Grandma cheering for Ireland. (My
Grandma pays more attention to sports than I do, I can feel my masculine pride
bruising.)

94) Would you like to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes?:
-No.

95) What is your favourite type of hat?:
-Three cornered! But a Spam hat will suffice.

96) Who's scarier, Cthulhu or Turrasque?:
-Definately Cthulhu.

97) What house would you be in if you went to Hogwarts'?:
(http://www.sorting-hat.com/sorthatq.htm)
-Ravenclaw. I thought it would be Hufflepuff, but I was wrong.

98) Repeat your answer to question 64, defend yourself if you feel it's necessary.:
-I'M PROUD OF WHAT I AM! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU JERK!

99) What would be a good question to end this survey with?:
-What would be a good question to end this survey with?

100) What would your answer to that question be?:
-What would be a good question to end this survey with?