>01) Which Star Wars character are you?
>(http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/test1/index.shtml):

Emperor Palpatine Baby!!!!!!!
>
>02) How do you refer to yourself?:

Stephan.
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>03) What is your name?:

Stephan Boyd Guenther.
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>04) What is your quest?:

The complete and utter destruction of BC Hydro.
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>05) What is your favourite colour?:

Purple.
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>06) How do YOU spell favourite and colour?:

Color and Favorite.  Takes less time.
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>07) How do you like your steak cooked?:

Medium rare.
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>08) Say one nice thing about Kavin:

He's a chocola-hottie.  Hehhehehe.
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>09) MAY EYE EET A HAM SANDWIXH?:

Ja-vo.
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>10) What is your favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?:

Johnny Bravo.
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>11) Is there anything about your life that you want to improve?:

Electricity.
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>12) Really? Are your concerns valid, or are you just very bored?:

Well, BC Hydro won't let me have any, so...
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>13) Whatever. Who's better, Teela or She-Ra?:

I'm going to say She-ra, that way you can date two chicks in one.
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>14) Was Yoda wise, or did he fool people by talking funny?:

After seeing Episode Two, Yoda is not wise.  Bad ass in a fight, but not 
wise.
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>15) Do you call yourself a geek? If not, why did you answer questions 13 
>and 14?:

I act like a Geek, but I'm still cool...Ha...hahahah...sorry.
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>    -What is your favourite food from the following food groups?:
>   16) Meat&Protein:

I like beef.
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>   17) Dairy:

Cheese!
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>   18) Fruits&Veggies:

Apples.
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>   19) Bread:

That shit they give at Speghetti Factory...
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>20) You are in a bar, and are struck with a craving for hot wings and onion 
>rings,
>so you order some. What do you order to drink? (Doesn't have to be booze.):

Water.
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>21) How would you serve spam for dinner to your significant other's parents 
>to
>impress them?:

I'd hire some French Dandy Chef to cook it up and present it as if it were 
Foreign food.
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>22) Xena is better than Hercules. (T/F):

True.  MMMMMMMM...Gabriel and Callisto...and don't forget Aphrodite.
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>23) How would someone be able to trick you into going on the Jerry Springer 
>show?:

Umm, where did you say those Nympho sluts went?
>
>24) Why does Robert vanWinkle suck so much?:

I don't know...why?
>
>25) How often do you polish your shoes?:

I have never polished anyones shoes.
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>26) Do you hate wearing pants?:

No.
>
>27) If I presented you with a button labeled "evil@8" in big Lovecraftian 
>letters,
>would you press it?:

I believe I would.
>
>28) What is your favourite country song?:

I left a piece of my heart in her trailer.
>
>29) If you could spend a day with the fictional character(s) of your 
>choice, who
>would it be?:

Shinsei, from Legend of the Five Rings.  I could spend the day making my own 
notes on Enlightenment.  Rice Cakes!!!!!
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>30) Would you dance to a Polka for some really good Bratwurst?:

Yes, if someone showed me how.
>
>31) Hi, this is Thomas speaking.:

Who's Thomas?
>
>32) The best flavour of Kool-Aid is __ :

Kool-Aid, blech.
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>33) Was Napster bad?:

Yup.
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>34) How do you take your coffee?:

Crisp.
>
>35) If you could visit any time and place, when and where would it be?:

I'd like to go somewhere where I would truly be alone.
>
>36) Did you get the jokes on Married: with Children the first time you 
>watched it?:

Yeah, but I grew up fast...
>
>37) Have you ever had any magazine subscriptions?:

Yeah, Nintendo Power.
>
>38) Do you know enough about the workings of a toilet that you could build 
>one out
>of bamboo, coconuts and rubber plants?:

Maybe.
>
>39) What is your strongest (but still non-diagnosable) mental disorder?:

I wish I knew...
>
>40) Who is your favourite Canadian musician or musical group?:

Barenaked Ladies.
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>41) Who is your favourite painter?:

Ron Spencer.
>
>42) What is your favourite poem?:

I don't have one.
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>43) What is your favourite comedy sketch show?:

In Living Color.
>
>44) Why do you eat the flesh of dead animals?:

They'ed eat me if I was dead.
>
>    -If you were a superhero, what would:
>   45) your power be?:

Pure and true Omnipotance.  Orpomme.
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>   46) your name be?:

Stephandus.
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>   47) your costume look like?:

Some sort of G-string get up I think...(Heh, I can see you all cringe...)
>
>   48) your cause be?:

To further my own ends, and to make sure that the universe makes as little 
sense as possible.
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>49) Are you sure you aren't a geek?:

Yup.  Not Geek.  Cool.
>
>50) In AD 2101, war was beginning. What happen?:

The Olympic CCG match caused a worldly dispute due too an official ruling 
being turned over at the tourny by some under-qualified Judge.
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>51) Have you had enough, or do you want to answer another 50 questions?:

Bring it.
>
>52) What is compelling you to answer this particular question?:

I'm going to finish this before I go to bed.  I don't have power at my place 
so, I need to finish this before I leave my neighbor's place.
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>53) Have you played Loonie: the Nucking Futs first edition?:

Yes, but at that time in my life, I did not enjoy it as much as I should 
have.
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>54) What flavour is the chip on your shoulder?:

Stephandus.
>
>55) Is that a potato on your jacket?:

Nope.  No Jacket.  Overflowing Cloak, akin to something that Death might 
wear.  Euthanotos.
>
>56) Have you ever gotten sick from an amusement ride?:

Yeah, when I was younger.  My first time on the Gravitron.  I neded up 
puking on some Lady's lawn...it was funny.
>
>57) How many wigs do you own?:

None.
>
>58) Do you like goat cheese?:

Nope.
>
>59) What is Puritan Irish Stew made with?:

Stuff.
>
>60) Do you own a rubber ducky?:

Nope.
>
>61) Complete this phrase. "I am a(n) __phile.":

I haven't got a clue.
>
>62) What movies have people spoiled for you?:

Lots, but I don't care.
>
>63) Do you have a favourite roleplaying system?:

Not any more.  I've found that most of them go down hill...
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>64) Please repeat your answers to questions 15 and 49.:

I am not a Geek...somehow cool.
>
>65) What's the worst thing you have ever consumed?:

My anger.  I want it back.
>
>66) Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?:

Kill the Cat.  Purple hair.  Think he'll make a lovely chair.
>
>67) Do you prefer wide screen or cut and pan?:

I have no preferance.
>
>68) Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?:

Nope.
>
>69) Voulez-vous du beurre?:

I have no need for such things.  I wore the Sandals.
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>70) Are you a brain in a vat?:

Nope.
>
>71) What's wrong with kit lego?:

Whatever Stephen says is wrong with it.
>
>72) Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer __!:

Hot Dog Vehicle opperator.
>
>73) If you could make any band cover any song, who would you have play 
>what?:

I would get Apocyliptica to cover No Leaf Clover with me doing vocals with 
he San-Fran Symphony there as well.


>74) Is it pronounced "keltic" or "seltic"?:

Celtic.
>
>75) What footgear does death wear?:

Sandals.
>
>76) Where is Waldo?:

In my belly.
>
>77) Do you know the words to "Turkey in the Straw"?:

Nope.
>
>78) What does CD-ROM stand for?:

The information age.
>
>79) Do you identify with any of the characters from the film "The Big 
>Lebowski"?:

Haven't seen it.
>
>80) What song describes you at the moment?:

No Leaf Clover as always.
>81) Do you know how to tie a tie?:

Not any more.
>
>82) Would you censor Pee Wee's Adventure, or are you exceedingly liberal?:

I've seen it before.
>
>83) Do you like Moxy Fruvos?:

I don't think so.
>
>84) What is your favourite electronic game system? (ie, nintendo, sega...):

PS2.
>
>85) What is your favourite software program?:

War Craft 3 BABY!!!!!!
>
>86) Do you know the muffin man?:

Shrek funny...
>
>87) What's the worst smell in the world?:

Ripe decay.
>
>88) Do you prefer Star Trek or Star Wars?:

I prefer Reboot.
>
>89) What is your favourite Kevin Smith movie?:

Dogma.
>
>90) What is your favourite Monty Python sketch?:

The bit where the chicks are chasing Bryan.
>
>91) What do you think an appropriate length for a response to an "If" 
>question is?:

One word.
>
>92) What were your favourite cartoons as a kid?:

Too many to list.
>
>93) Who do you root for in the world cup?:

I root for the hooligans.
>
>94) Would you like to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes?:

Bah.
>
>95) What is your favourite type of hat?:

Hoods.
>
>96) Who's scarier, Cthulhu or Turrasque?:

So wakes the Elder God!!!!!
>
>97) What house would you be in if you went to Hogwarts'?:
>(http://www.sorting-hat.com/sorthatq.htm)

Ravenclaw it is.  Move over Malfow...time for an ass kicking.
>
>98) Repeat your answer to question 64, defend yourself if you feel it's 
>necessary.:

Look, I'm telling you, I'm not a Geek.  I'm still somehow cool.
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>99) What would be a good question to end this survey with?:

In intimate areas do you please yourself or your partner?
>
>100) What would your answer to that question be?:

Both!

"Why does my Life get in the way of me enjoying my Fun, while my Fun only 
helps me to enjoy my Life?"