01) Which Star Wars character are you?
(http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/test1/index.shtml):

02) How do you refer to yourself?:

03) What is your name?:

04) What is your quest?:

05) What is your favourite colour?:

06) How do YOU spell favourite and colour?:

07) How do you like your steak cooked?:

08) Say one nice thing about Kavin:

09) MAY EYE EET A HAM SANDWIXH?:

10) What is your favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?:

11) Is there anything about your life that you want to improve?:

12) Really? Are your concerns valid, or are you just very bored?:

13) Whatever. Who's better, Teela or She-Ra?:

14) Was Yoda wise, or did he fool people by talking funny?:

15) Do you call yourself a geek? If not, why did you answer questions 13 and 14?:

   -What is your favourite food from the following food groups?:
  16) Meat&Protein:

  17) Dairy:

  18) Fruits&Veggies:

  19) Bread:

20) You are in a bar, and are struck with a craving for hot wings and onion rings,
so you order some. What do you order to drink? (Doesn't have to be booze.):

21) How would you serve spam for dinner to your significant other's parents to
impress them?:

22) Xena is better than Hercules. (T/F):

23) How would someone be able to trick you into going on the Jerry Springer show?:

24) Why does Robert vanWinkle suck so much?:

25) How often do you polish your shoes?:

26) Do you hate wearing pants?:

27) If I presented you with a button labeled "evil@8" in big Lovecraftian letters,
would you press it?:

28) What is your favourite country song?:

29) If you could spend a day with the fictional character(s) of your choice, who
would it be?:

30) Would you dance to a Polka for some really good Bratwurst?:

31) Hi, this is Thomas speaking.:

32) The best flavour of Kool-Aid is __ :

33) Was Napster bad?:

34) How do you take your coffee?:

35) If you could visit any time and place, when and where would it be?:

36) Did you get the jokes on Married: with Children the first time you watched it?:

37) Have you ever had any magazine subscriptions?:

38) Do you know enough about the workings of a toilet that you could build one out
of bamboo, coconuts and rubber plants?:

39) What is your strongest (but still non-diagnosable) mental disorder?:

40) Who is your favourite Canadian musician or musical group?:

41) Who is your favourite painter?:

42) What is your favourite poem?:

43) What is your favourite comedy sketch show?:

44) Why do you eat the flesh of dead animals?:

   -If you were a superhero, what would:
  45) your power be?:

  46) your name be?:

  47) your costume look like?:

  48) your cause be?:

49) Are you sure you aren't a geek?:

50) In AD 2101, war was beginning. What happen?:

51) Have you had enough, or do you want to answer another 50 questions?:

52) What is compelling you to answer this particular question?:

53) Have you played Loonie: the Nucking Futs first edition?:

54) What flavour is the chip on your shoulder?:

55) Is that a potato on your jacket?:

56) Have you ever gotten sick from an amusement ride?:

57) How many wigs do you own?:

58) Do you like goat cheese?:

59) What is Puritan Irish Stew made with?:

60) Do you own a rubber ducky?:

61) Complete this phrase. "I am a(n) __phile.":

62) What movies have people spoiled for you?:

63) Do you have a favourite roleplaying system?:

64) Please repeat your answers to questions 15 and 49.:

65) What's the worst thing you have ever consumed?:

66) Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?:

67) Do you prefer wide screen or cut and pan?:

68) Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?:

69) Voulez-vous du beurre?:

70) Are you a brain in a vat?:

71) What's wrong with kit lego?:

72) Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer __!:

73) If you could make any band cover any song, who would you have play what?:

74) Is it pronounced "keltic" or "seltic"?:

75) What footgear does death wear?:

76) Where is Waldo?:

77) Do you know the words to "Turkey in the Straw"?:

78) What does CD-ROM stand for?:

79) Do you identify with any of the characters from the film "The Big Lebowski"?:

80) What song describes you at the moment?:

81) Do you know how to tie a tie?:

82) Would you censor Pee Wee's Adventure, or are you exceedingly liberal?:

83) Do you like Moxy Fruvos?:

84) What is your favourite electronic game system? (ie, nintendo, sega...):

85) What is your favourite software program?:

86) Do you know the muffin man?:

87) What's the worst smell in the world?:

88) Do you prefer Star Trek or Star Wars?:

89) What is your favourite Kevin Smith movie?:

90) What is your favourite Monty Python sketch?:

91) What do you think an appropriate length for a response to an "If" question is?:

92) What were your favourite cartoons as a kid?:

93) Who do you root for in the world cup?:

94) Would you like to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes?:

95) What is your favourite type of hat?:

96) Who's scarier, Cthulhu or Turrasque?:

97) What house would you be in if you went to Hogwarts'?:
(http://www.sorting-hat.com/sorthatq.htm)

98) Repeat your answer to question 64, defend yourself if you feel it's necessary.:

99) What would be a good question to end this survey with?:

100) What would your answer to that question be?: