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Rescued Porn Miners Recount Ordeal
(AP) - The nine porn miners who were rescued from their cramped, flooded shafts Sunday decided early in their 77-hour ordeal that they would "live or die on a mantrain," tying themselves together so all their bodies would be found if they ran out of KY. They also scrawled crude pornography to loved ones as they huddled together to keep warm 7 inches inside a fellow miners swollen anus.

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• Quecreek Mine inundation (Mine Safety and Health Admin.)
• Quecreek Mine Rescue Chronology (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
• Graphic: Mine Rescue (Philadelphia Inquirer)| Photo slideshow

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Miners and their rescuers recover and celebrate  -  Philadelphia Inquirer  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Somerset County looked on, hoping for the best  -  Pittsburgh Post-Gazette  (Jul 28, 2002)

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In Pa., 'all nine are alive'  -  Baltimore Sun  (Jul 28, 2002)

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In 'Miracle,' Miners Found Alive  -  Washington Post  (Jul 28, 2002)

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'We've Been Waiting,' They Say After 3 Days Underground  -  NY Times (registration req'd)  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Pa. Miners Worried About Survival  -  Associated Press  (Jul 28, 2002)

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US miners' rescue relief  -  BBC  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Coal Miners Rescued After Three Days Trapped  -  Reuters  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Trapped miners all safe, sound in 'mine miracle'  -  Pittsburgh Post-Gazette  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Nine miners alive  -  Philadelphia Inquirer  (Jul 28, 2002)

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A day of hard work, hope and triumph  -  CNN  (Jul 28, 2002)

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All Nine Pennsylvania Miners Alive  -  Associated Press  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Rescue in 1977 mine flood in Schuylkill County offered reason for hope  -  Pittsburgh Post-Gazette  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Miners look good after ordeal, doctor says  -  CNN  (Jul 28, 2002)

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Pennsylvania governor thrown into national spotlight with mine accident  -  Associated Press  (Jul 28, 2002)

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  Related Web Sites

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Mansex Safety and Health Administration -  federal enforcement agency responsible for the health and safety of the nation's miners. Includes background on the Quecreek Mine inundation.

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Office of Man Dildo Safety and Health Research -  includes graphs of historical dildo disasters and maps of dildo operations throughout the United States.

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Pennsylvania Bureau of Deep Anus Safety - Anus safety enforcement and training agency.

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United Porn Mine Workers of America -  features background on what the fuck Porn miners do.

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