AliRPG: Example Post Thread
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Here is an example of a post Thread, written by Gobrianna and Fink (thanks for bein' good sports,y'guys ^.~) and me... ^.^

“Give it up Fink, you know that you can’t beat me.” Swinging the stick around, Saveen effortlessly brought Link in for another shot.

“No, no, no! I will not have this, you must die!” Fink gritted his teeth, his Fox did not seem adequate to the task. The Link snatched hold of him with his grappling hook and.. GAME SET.

“DARGH! Are you certain that these control sticks are durable?” Saveen smirked and leaned back triumphantly, the third match in a row.

“Well yeah they are..” Before Saveen could react, Fink heaved his controller as hard as could at the television set, shattering the tube and making a mess.

“Uh Fink.. The controller is durable, the television is not.” Fink blinked.

“Perhaps you need sturdier technology.”

“What game was that again? I lost track.” Gobrianna was sitting on the couch behind the Roo and the Kadith, she did not seem terribly interested in the proceedings before her.

“That was Super Smash Brothers, a game in which I’ve defeated Fink three matched in a row.”

“Wargh, we must rematch!”

“Find another television and we will.”

“Very well!” Rising, Fink promptly hauled a very large television set (a Hibachi Super Screen with built in stereo and popcorn mixer, hehehe) out of the closet. Even Saveen was impressed (a difficult thing indeed).

“Alright, get ready to lose again Fink.” The pair once again went at it with Link and Fox. The match continued for some minutes before Fink at last knocked down Saveen’s Link and prepared to snatch hold of him for a well time throw.

“Excellent, now you will die Roo.” The Kadith was about to secure victory when.. a pair of very grubby hands abruptly covered his eyes. Screeching loudly, Fink attempted to free himself from the unseen tormentor (he wasn’t very successful).

“Help me! I’m lost!”

“Get your hands off of me, argh!”

“GAME SET.” Fink at last pulled the hand’s away from his eyes, just in time to see Link’s familiar victory screen. Moaning loudly, Fink stalked forth and hugged the TV.

“No! I was gonna win! I was going to win!” Seizing his opportunity, Saveen immediately flipped off the N64 and hopped up.

“I would like to take this moment to announce my official retirement from the game of Super Smash Brothers.” Fink didn’t hear him, he was too busily weeping.

“Whoever covered my eyes must now die.” Rising, Fink looked about, there was nobody to be seen.

“Hey, where did he go?”

Gobrianna was still bored, “He’s right back here.” A pair of eyes peered over the couch upon which the Pokemon [Trainer] was situated. Seizing his opportunity, Fink took the couch in a single bound and hauled the old Human out from in back.

“What the Hell? Hey, I know you..”

“Please don’t kill me!”

“Relax man, I won’t kill you.” Dragging the unfortunate out from behind the couch, Fink dropped him and took a seat beside Gobrianna.

“Hey, you’re that Daavak guy who hangs out with Darkfire. What are you doing here?”

“She.. She held me! I couldn’t escape, I COULDN’T ESCAPE!” The oldster began weeping hysterically on Fink’s lap, “But.. But I beat her! I escaped! And now.. And now..”

“And now what?”

“She wants to kill me.”

Gobrianna slowly inches away from the strange man. Or maybe he was an Aliroo in disguise. Or maybe some other weird alien. Who knew on this planet? But whatever he was, he was giving her the major creeps. Gobrianna always listened to her gut. It had saved her more times than she could remember.

Fink grabbed the weeping guy by the collar of his and hauled him out of his lap. "Okay, okay, take a breather there, pal. No one's gonna kill you just yet, except maybe me for causing me my win. What's this about Darkfire?"

But the man was clearly out of it. He lunged out of Fink's grasp to fall at the feet of Saveen. "Please, please! Y-you've got to help me. You've got to hide me! She's after me and she's going to kill me! I escaped her...no one escapes her and lives to tell about it....." He trailed off in a harsh sob.

"Whoa, chill Daavak," the black Roo soothed, helping the man once again to his feet.

As she watched, Gobrianna's instincts were yelling again. She felt uncomfortable all of a sudden, like she was being watched. Without conscious thought her hand slipped to her Pokeball and clasped around it reassuringly. She wanted out. Now. She wanted Blu.

With Fink and Saveen preoccupied with the broken-down man they called Daavak, Gobrianna slipped from the couch and edged to the door. Seeing no one noticed, she took the chance and fled. Her legs pumped as she sprinted down hall after hall, almost immediately losing herself in the twists and turns of Aliroo HQ. But she didn't care. She had to *get away*! The feeling of being watched wasn't losing strength as she distanced herself from the room she had just been in. It was getting more and more insistant. She felt like a Weedle caught in a glass jar by a kid, who was even now watching her scurry around in circles and laughing. Oh, where in the heck could she find Blu in this giant building? Heck with Blu, anyone would do.

Even Tigen. The green and purple Aliroo's story had caused mixed emotions to bubble up the girl. Guilt, pity, sorrow, defiance, confusion, anger. Most contradicted each other, making her even more confused. But right now she needed to find someone she *knew*!

Finally Gobrianna couldn't take it anymore. She had to stop running, or she'd faint for sure. Turning yet another corner in the maze of corridors and rooms, she sagged against a wall and gulped air greedily, holding her aching side.

And the damn feeling was *still* there! *Someone* was watching her! She knew it! Alone and defenseless in a place she didn't know or understand, the Pokemon trainer did the only thing she knew. She called out Charizard.

The 5'7" tall lizard appeared in a flash of blinding white light. It shook its horned head and looked around, startled. "Char?" it asked its trainer in confusion.

"Long story, Chairzard," she panted. "But I don't feel so good, and right now we're lost someplace I don't really want to be anymore. And I don't want to be alone." The girl suddenly wavered on her feet, then slid down the wall, clutching her stomach. A harsh moan escaped her lips. "Oh man, I really don't feel good," she muttered. Then her body quivered and she sank to the floor. Her eyes fluttered as she lost consciousness.

"CHARIZARD!" her Pokemon cried her name in its own language frantically. It leaned over her, then looked around for help. But the hall they were in was empty.

Joe twisted his baseball cap around, shifting to Lylatian form. He stuck his thumb and index finger into the gap in the back of his cap and hurriedly pulled his forehead full of bushy brown hair out. He looked to Vail, Jenny and Tigen, then to Rick.

"Uh, uh.." Rick was already programming his TDT. The portal opened, and the airy breifing room of Sayle Alpha glimmered faintly through the warp.

"I'll be there, just hang on a sec," Joe shoved his friend through the portal and turned to the other three. "You people? Stay here, and don't take candy from any strangers! I'd love to show ya all around, but duty calls." he stepped forward and tripped.

"CHAARR!" A huge red claw landed on him. "Char?"

"Eughs!" Joe rolled and jumped up. "What in flipping Isles izzat??"

"A Charizard, dolt," Vail said with a touch of humor, looking at the Pokémon.

"Dolt, right," Joe had stood up, and was brushing himself off. "Well, like I said, I - Grifargan!" He tried a step, fell over again, this time coming face to face with the obstacle on the floor. "Jumpin' roos, it's a girl!" He poked her in the shoulder.

"Yeowch! Wha..?" Gobrianna blinked and saw something halfway a kangaroo looking at her.

"Hi there! I'm Joe, and I wouldn't reccomend laying in the middle of the hallway when there's a war going on in one of the-"

Vail coughed, audibly saying, "DOLT!"

Joe had stood up again. He turned. "Uh, I really gotta go...Uhm...Well...I would take you...Uh..Heeeey....Any of you ever seen a space-battle?"

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