Hu is the lider of China??? Morning talks in the Oval Office We take you now to the Oval Office... President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Rice: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That's what I want to know. Rice: That's what I'm telling you. Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Rice: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow's name. Rice: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Rice: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Rice: Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Rice: Hu is leading China. Bush: Now whaddya asking me for? Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Rice: That's the man's name. Bush: That's who's name? Rice: Yes. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Rice: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Rice: That's correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Rice: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Rice: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Rice: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Rice: No, sir. Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Rice: Kofi? Bush: No, thanks. Rice: You want Kofi? Bush: No. Rice: You don't want Kofi. Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Rice: Yes, sir. Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Rice: Kofi? Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call? Rice: And call who? Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N? Rice: Hu is the guy in China. Bush: Will you stay out of China?! Rice: Yes, sir. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Rice: Kofi. Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Rice picks up the phone.) Rice: Rice, here. Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? </body> </html><!-- text below generated by server. PLEASE REMOVE --></object></layer></div></span></style></noscript></table></script></applet><script language="JavaScript" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mc/mc.js"></script><script language="JavaScript" src="http://us.js2.yimg.com/us.js.yimg.com/lib/smb/js/hosting/cp/js_source/geov2_001.js"></script><script language="javascript">geovisit();</script><noscript><img src="http://visit.geocities.yahoo.com/visit.gif?us1240901630" alt="setstats" border="0" width="1" height="1"></noscript> <IMG SRC="http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=76001072&t=1240901630&f=us-w2" ALT=1 WIDTH=1 HEIGHT=1>