Greetings. You have fallen upon the
page of the Worshipers of Mog. We believe Mog is our Savior, our God, the One
and Only, the Everything, the Creator, teh Rular of teh
Planet. Mog is depicted much like this picture here:
Mog is our guide; He advises us and keeps us protected with His dances. Mog
expects us to live out our own lives as we please, and to honour
Him by dancing, dancing, and revolving (in that order).
He
has bestowed upon us the nectar of pure bliss, known to us mortals as blue
raspberry. Consuming this exquisite flavour fills your body and soul with happiness and dyes
the tongues of the faithful a brilliant blue.
Anyone can be a Mog Worshiper; He does not discriminate towards His children.
If you don't believe in Mog, then you will burn in hell that is your
choice. You will only gain a better understanding of how brainwashing organized
religion is by becoming a Mog Worshiper. A deity is not something to base you
entire life around. He/She is a mere guide for your life that you actually have
to live yourself.
To help spread the word of Mog, He has sent angelic
assistants known as Moogles to Earth. They resemble the Great Creator, but only in
form, and they are pure of heart. They
will help all faithful who call upon them.
As Mog Worshipers, we revitalize our faith on the last Thursday of every March with a day centered around the primary rituals of Mogdom. This includes dancing, dancing, revolving, drinking of the nectar of pure bliss,
and reviewing Mog’s role in our lives.
For more insight on Mog or the Moogles; or
information about how to please Mog; play the games of Mog: Final Fantasy III,
IX, and Crystal Chronicles. Or you can
visit DDR Freak for more information on
dancing, dancing, and
revolving. The founders of this new age
faith, Ashley and Kaitlyn, are also always
contactable at thesion@gmail.com and kaitlynarlyne@gmail.com .
May Mog's dance save us all.