Q.
How many dwarfers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 4: Holly
(or Kochanski) must alert the crew to the burnt out bulb. After a few moments
of panic, Cat will ask 'Why don't we install the flood lights?' and Kryten
will tell him 'an excellent and inventive suggestion with only 2 minor
drawbacks; 1, we don't have any floodlights and 1, we don't have any floodlights.'
Rimmer will protest the change by stating Space Corps Directive 123456
(which of course should have been 123457). Lister will walk into the cockpit
and flip the light switch.
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Rimmer: What else
could it have done? It's father was a half-crazed military failure, it's
mother, a bitch-queen from hell.
Kryten: Chicken?
Ah yes, an Earth-bound bird whose trans-asphalt ambulations are a frequent
source of humanoid amusement.
Red
Dwarf has caught up with the internet. So now the internet should catch
up with Red Dwarf with this new HTML tag!
<HOLHOP> URL </HOLHOP>
The HOLHOP tag will definitely transport
the user to a new internet location. However your browser won't know where
you are.
And for all
of you Dwarf web authors:
Military Grey
rgb= #DEDEDE
Ocean Grey
rgb= #778899
