57 things Rimmer have been called

• A. J. (Terrorform)
• Ace (Kryten, Dimension Jump, Terrorform)
• Acehole (Kryten)
• Alexander the Great's Chief Eunuch (Marooned)
• Alphabet Head
• Arn
• Arnie
• Arnie J. (Emohawk)
• Arnold (Better than Life, Polymorph)
• Asshole (Kryten)
• Big Man (Kryten,Terrorform)
• Bonehead (Kryten, Polymorph, Timeslides)
• Billy Doyle (Back to Reality)
• Captain A. J. Rimmer, Space Adventurer (Kryten)
• Captain Emerald (Bodyswap)
• Captain Sadness (?)
• Dangerous Dan Magrew (Gunmen of the Apocalypse)
• Darling (Polymorph)
• Despicable One, The (Terrorform)
• Dinosaur Breath (Kryten)
• Disgusting puss-filled boobo who has the wit, charm, and self-possession of an Alsation dog after a head swap operation, A (Polymorph)
• Duke (Camille)
• Facilitator, A (Polymorph)
• Fish, A (as in "I am a fish") (The End)
• Flash (Rimmerworld)
• Ghastly Maggot (Emohawk)
• Grand Canyon Nostrils (White Hole)
• Grease Stain (?)
• Great One, The (Rimmerworld)
• Goal Post Head (Backwards)
• Hadron Head (Polymorph)
• Idiot (Polymorph)
• Killer (Justice)
• Laundry Chute Nostrils (The Inquisitor, Out of Time)
• Memory Man, The (Marooned)
• Molecule Mind (Kryten)
• Moose Brain (White Hole)
• Mr. Rimmer (Holoship)
• Mr. Rumor (Timeslides)
• Old Iron Butt (Emohawk)
• One Glorious Hole (Backwards)
• Queen of Spain, The (Polymorph)
• Rangey Handsome One, The (Rimmerworld)
• Rimmer
• Rimmer (to rhyme with scum) (Balance of Power)
• Rimsy
• Rimsy-Wimsy-Mimsy (Balance of Power)
• Slimey Triple-Faced Back-Stabbing Judas (Rimmerworld)
• Smeeeeee Heeeeeeee (Camille, Gunmen Of The Apocolypse)
• Smeghead (The End)
• Smeg-for-Brains (Balance of Power)
• Total Dork, A (Polymorph)
• Trans Am Wheel Arch Nostrils (The Inquisitor)
• Toilet Brush Hair (Rimmerworld)
• Unspeakable One, The (Terrorform)
• Whadda Guy (Dimension Jump)
• Your Flared Nostrilness (Rimmerworld)