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File-name
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File-Transcript
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(File-Size)
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allwend.wav
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Rimmer:
"OhSmeg... That's all we need."
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(37,7KB)
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anywhere.wav
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Holly:
"You can't take him anywhere, can you?"
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(37,7KB)
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babies.wav
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Rimmer:
"If I'm understanding correctly, it appear that, in their universe, it's the men who give birth to the babies."
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(166KB)
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bleeding.wav
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Cat:
"Im bleeding an unfashionable colour."
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(46,0KB)
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cemerald.wav
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Lister (in Rimmer's body):
"This hat is smeggin' stupid. I look like Captain Emerald."
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(87,0KB)
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charismatic.wav
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Lister:
"The world's most charismatic man."
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(37,7KB)
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chicken.wav
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Cat: "He's
you and you're him, and you're him and he's him - am I still me? Who's
eatin' this chicken?" |
(164KB) |
| christmas.wav |
Rimmer: "Well,
we'll know what to get you for christmas, a double lobotomy and ten rolls
of rubber wallpaper." |
(43,1KB) |
| circuts1.wav |
Kryten: "Could
we take a break for a while? It appears my intelligence-circuits have melted." |
(43,2KB) |
| circuts2.wav |
Kryten: "Engage
panic circuits - panic circuits engaged... DUH-HURGH!!" |
(105KB) |
| coolbeer.wav |
Arlene Rimmer:
"If you want to keep your beer cool, stick it between his legs." |
(63,0KB) |
| created.wav |
Rimmer: "What
have we created?" |
(46,0KB) |
| dead.wav |
Rimmer: "I
happen to be dead!" |
(12,2KB) |
| distract.wav |
Kryten:
"Excuse me, could I just distract you for a brief second?" |
(29,4KB) |
| dropdead.wav |
Lister:
"Drop dead, Rimmer" |
(16,2KB) |
| e5a9o8b7.wav |
Kryten: "Camille
I think I E5-A9-O8-B7 you." |
(80,9KB) |
| emergency.wav |
Holly: "Emergency,
emergency, there's an emergency going on..." |
(174KB) |
| evrythng.wav |
Rimmer:
"I hate everything..." |
(32,3KB) |
| explodes.wav |
Rimmer:
"I AM ALIVE... (KABOOM!)" |
(120KB) |
| genius.wav |
Holly: "Strike
a light! I'm a genius again!" |
(80,9KB) |
| givesmeg.wav |
Kryten:
"Who gives a smeg?" |
(14,5KB) |
| gonnadie.wav |
Rimmer: "We're
going to die!" |
(37,7KB) |
| hotinhre.wav |
Rimmer: "Is
it me or has it suddenly got rather hot in here." |
(27,9KB) |
| idntknw1.wav |
Rimmer: "I
don't know..." |
(11,4KB) |
| idntknw2.wav |
Rimmer: "I
don't know!" (sounds more frustrated) |
(21,2KB) |
| indeedy.wav |
Rimmer: "Indeedy!" |
(16,2KB) |
| insane.wav |
Kryten: "It's
insane!" |
(12,5KB) |
| mayday.wav |
Rimmer: "May
day, may day…" |
(25,9KB) |
| mindbus.wav |
Rimmer: "Mind
that bus, what bus, splat!" |
(38,4KB) |
| mistake.wav |
Holly: "It's
a mistake any deranged, half-witted computer could've made." |
(32,2KB) |
| msfrtune.wav |
Kryten:
"You are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever
been my misfortune to encounter!" |
(75,5KB) |
| mushroom.wav |
Rimmer: "You're
a mushroom, aren't you?" |
(26,7KB) |
| nghtmare.wav |
Rimmer: "This
isn't happening, it's a nightmare!" |
(38,4KB) |
| nipples.wav |
Kryten: "My
nipples don't work." |
(14,3KB) |
| no1evec.wav |
Lister: "That's
something no one should ever have to see!" |
(70,0KB) |
| nobomb.wav |
Holly: "We
haven't got a bomb!" |
(28,0KB) |
| ohdear.wav |
Rimmer: "Oooh,
dear!" |
(24,2KB) |
| ohdear2.wav |
Rimmer: "Oooh,
Listie! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear." |
(131KB) |
| ohmygod.wav |
Rimmer: "Oh
my God!" |
(21,0KB) |
| ohsmeg.wav |
Rimmer: "Oh
Smeg!" |
(9,18KB) |
| ohsorry.wav |
Lister: "Oh,
eh... Sorry!" |
(72,4KB) |
| ohthat.wav |
Rimmer: "Oh,
That!" |
(26,9KB) |
| out2lnch.wav |
Cat: "He's
out to lunch, man!" |
(33,2KB) |
| panic.wav |
Holly: "I
don't wanna spread any panic or alarm." |
(24,1KB) |
| poolgod.wav |
Lister: "In-tended!
Pool God! King of the cues! Prince of the planet potters!" |
(146KB) |
| potatoes.wav |
Holly: "Additional;
our biggest enemy is going space-crazy trough loneliness, the only thing
that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share
with my collection of singing potatoes." |
(107KB) |
| prblmski.wav |
Rimmer: "Niet
problemski." |
(52,5KB) |
| rearange.wav |
Cat: "Hey,
hey, hey! Nobody's rearrangin' MY molecules!" |
(74,0KB) |
| respect.wav |
Rimmer: "With
respect, sir, you have your head right up your big fat ass!" |
(31,0KB) |
| setilted.wav |
Rimmer:
"I merely voiced a rumour that MacWilliams was sexually tilted in favour
of sleeping with the dead." |
(99,9KB) |
| sickprsn.wav |
Kryten: "Sir,
you are sick! You are a sick, sick person!" |
(34,0KB) |
| smeg.wav |
Lister: "Smeg!" |
(27,0KB) |
| smghead1.wav |
Lister: "You,
smeghead!" |
(13,0KB) |
| smghead2.wav |
Holly: "You're
a total smeghead aren't you, Rimmer?" |
(20,0KB) |
| smghead3.wav |
Lister: "Smeghead!" |
(9,49KB) |
| smghead4.wav |
Kryten: "You're
a complete and total smeghead." |
(56,0KB) |
| smghead5.wav |
Kryten:
"Sir, you are a Smee... A Smeee-heee..." |
(84,3KB) |
| smghead6.wav |
Lister: "Get
outta this one, smeghead!" |
(54,8KB) |
| snstnl.wav |
Rimmer: "Sen-smegging-sational!" |
(39,9KB) |
| sucker.wav |
Kryten: "Poor
sucker!" |
(22,0KB) |
| thankgod.wav |
Lister: "Ah,
thank God!" |
(32,2KB) |
| thankski.wav |
Cat: "Thankski
verski muchski budski!" |
(42,7KB) |
| thatkind.wav |
Rimmer: "I'm
sorry, I'm just not that kind of g... boy." |
(52,4KB) |
| tragic.wav |
Rimmer: "That's
tragic, God, it's tragic!" |
(53,9KB) |
| tstpilot.wav |
Ace: "I'm
a test pilot in the Space Corps, Bongo. It's my job to do it." |
(63,6KB) |
| uncle.wav |
Rimmer: "I'm
going to be an uncle!" |
(29,5KB) |
| underwear.wav |
Rimmer:
"I bet you anything he wears women's underwear." |
(54,3KB) |
| weasel.wav |
Lister: "You're
a sad weasel of a man, 'you know that, Rimmer?" |
(64,0KB) |
| whataguy.wav |
Bongo: "What
a guy!" |
(16,7KB) |
