SEX-CHANGE NUN BECOMES SUMO WRESTLER And then what? (Once identity slips, no personality is permanent.) Next week a brand-new image, quick costume change: Yodeling Druid? Veterinary Exorcist? Dwarf-tossing Champion of Avonlea? Transvestite Talk Show Host disclosing holy ghosts in pizza crusts? The latest persona: Born-again Bigfoot, seeking public office: "Other Primates for President!" —Judith Saunders
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