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PageRain - this is wet. It comes mostly from the sky, but can come from other places, such as Outer Mongolia and showers.
Snow - this is wet as well, but is cold too. It comes from the sky as well.
Clouds - Fog that's just too high. Sometimes form amusing shapes such as kind of fluffy blobby shapes.
Sun - I don't like it and I won't have it. Do not touch this.
Fog - Low-flying clouds, beware!
Wind - when you eat too much cabbage, bean and broccoli soup.
Sleet - A mixture of rain and snow. Possibly mixed by special snow/rain mixing elves and goblins that live in the sky.
Frog showers - French rain.
Thunderstorms - when clouds get angry and fight amongst themselves.
Tornadoes - a whirlpool in the air. Could be attributed to someone pulling the land-plug to let all the air out.
Volcanoes - not weather. But I don't care.
Storm Surge - posh name for a Tidal Wave.
Pyroclastic Flows - owowowowowowowow. Owowowowowow. OWOWOWOWOWOW! Molten rock an' shit (well, obviously NOT shit, but you know what I mean...)
Tsunamis - the proper name for a Tidal Wave.
Floods - a big bath. Very big. When someone forgets to stop the taps...
Droughts - The opposite of a Very Big Bath.
Frost - cold stuff. Often goes by the name Jack.
Ice - Cold water.
Hail - Hail Caesar. Hard water.
Raining Men - it's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen...
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