10. Can't resist to urge to "unsheathe your lightsaber," if you know what I mean.
9. Bossman Vader told you to take your Jedi powers to the planet of unemployment.
8. We're bombing who? What the hell is a Kosovo?
7. A fellow fan compliments you on your Chewbacca costume, but you aren't wearing one.
6. When a reporter asks you why you're obsessing about a movie when there's a war in Europe, you express full confidence in President Reagan's ability to handle the to situation.
5. Your Boba Fett lunchbox is worth $.45 more than it was when you got to the theater.
4. The guy next to you is in line for "Episode II."
3. Obi-Wan's ghost shows up to spritz you with Lysol.
2. The dude in the Wookie suit is starting to look pretty good to you.
1. Even your most loyal supporters are starting to question your order to "Just keep bombing Serbia until I get back."
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. "Shoot, son come on over to the dark"
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.