Once Upon A Time (oooh what a good start that is not too cliched nooo)
There was a boy called Billy. Billy didn't have many friends mainly because he was a goat headed boy. Being a goat headed boy he enjoyed many advantages such as being able do goat impressions really well and head but even the most persistent trees. Tragically these skills were not very useful in the play ground. He would regail the other children with impresssions of a goat doing an impression of Bob Hope. Despite being flawless the kids never got it. They tended to ignore him and go off to watch the football or talka bout their lives.
Billy was understandably dismayed at this. I mean what coudl they possibly want from him? He could perfectly reproduce the sound of goats mating and at their early adolescent stages sex was quite fascinating to his class mates but whemnever he did his impressions (causing much rucus in the field next to the school where the farmer, foolishly, kept his goats) the kids would simply laugh walk away or staple him to the nearest door.
One day the good fairy came and visited BIlly.
Understandably Billy was ecstatic and his heart leapt with joy at the prospect of some sort of wishing deal.
"Excuse me are you a good fairy?" he asked nervously
"Yup that's me, are you Fiona?"
"Sorry?"
"Fiona.... Dickens. I've got to give her a wish or something, you seen her?"
"yeah over there" Billy pointed with aquiet bleat.
Naturally Billy was downcast and rather depressed. Fiona being his unrequited love of his life you see but he was always too shy to do anything about it as he hada goat's head, rather obvious where his lack of confidence comes from then.
Any way, Billy went off to his corner which he regularly sat in (as I haven't yet mentioned and will nto be important later on)
Anyway the fiary went off to see Fiona.
"Hello Fiona, I've come to make your wish come true etc" said the not really that cheerful good fairy (job dissatisfaction resulting from a poor union deal)
"Really? Well what I'd truly desire is a boy with a goat shaped head because I'm a big perverted girl and an obvious plot device" the stupid perverted girl clearly not having heard of Billy the Goat headed boy who was famous in their school... I dunno what DO they etach them these days?
"Well your wish is granted"
And lo it was. One of the goats in the filed next to the school was turned into a half boy goat thing. From then on Fiona and the new goat boy lived happily ever afterwards.
Clearly it couldn't have been Fiona and Billy as that woulnd't really have required a wish just a coincidental meeting and some confidence, although I think the perverted Fiona would have made the first move towards the horny Billy (oh crap pun)
Anyway, Billy went on to become a head of a canning facotry and a millionaire he also ran over the goat headed man Fiona was divorced from (I didn't mean to say lived happily ever afterwards lived happily until he cheate don Fiona with the wombat headed woman at no 56.. honestly the state of her curtaisn it's shocking)
Oh and hwat the hell Fiona and Billy met and fell in love. Just for a happy ending. Tragically it was right during the second before they both got blown up by the bulcear blast that was detonated by the cockroach that had become president of the USA (it didn't have anything to lose it'd survive afterwards) so niether of them knew it, but it happened so that's what's important... no wait it isn't.
Oh and there were some really big special effects sequences which have been cut from this final version due to budgetry limitations which is a shame givent hat bit witht he marble yard and the swirling blades and multi layered firestorms and realistic cobra monster.
Shame really.