The Grendel - 12/28/00 02:05:25
My Email:TheGrendel@apperio.com
Favorite type of goat: Chamois
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Good Shepherd - Janeway decides that Tom needs some help housetraining his new goat
Comments:
I don't know how I got here, but I'm never going to leave! Chamois makes lovely soft leather, you know...
Miss Windy - 12/28/00 00:18:29
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/misswyndy
My Email:misswyndy@email.com
Favorite type of goat: Capricorn-- that's me! and it's all about me... um... isn't it?
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Goathaven... we all know that cow that Tom dreamed up in the holodeck was computer generated over the REAL animal
Comments:
Thank you... thank you. I know now that I am not alone in fervently following this tender, achingly romantic fandom. ::: wipes tear away ::: Keep up the beautiful and inspiring work.
a.halsey - 11/24/00 22:11:15
My Email:mary-sue@buffyrocks.co.uk
Favorite type of goat: A Nanny Goat.
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: All the rest, damnit! The goat needs some major action!
Comments:
This is simply the most heartfelt site I have ever seen, it stretches my emotions to the limit and I feel misty eyed every time I hear "The Lonely Goatheard." Thank you, oh thank you, for bringing such a superlative relationship to our viewing. This girl,
and her sheep, thank you ooodles and ooodles with a cherry on top.
Hjpark_ - 11/24/00 21:57:29
My URL:http://404.DNSerror.nowhere/
My Email:hjpark@bite-me.co.uk
Favorite type of goat: The one that breates fire and has three heads.
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: "Random Goats", in which the goat is arrested by a species of finicky eaters for grazing in a marketplace. Tom comes to Goat's defense.
Comments:
*utterly amused*
Shade - 08/23/00 05:07:54
Comments:
Oh. My. GOD. That was just too funny.. I literally had tears of mirth cascading down my cheeks and I'm sure the nieghbours all think I'm nuts since I had the slidding glass door open whilst I was cackling alound like a hyena..
That was Truly Inspired. I'm not sure what I think about B'lana and Tom as I just surfed in here from the GJLB page, but holy cow do you people ever have a twisted sense of humour. Good on you.. I hope your site doesn't get shut for obscene material. *g*<
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Hope - 05/07/00 21:47:03
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Spirit Folk
Comments:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *LOL* Sorry give me a moment to compose myself here. I love this site and Tom Paris has more chemistry with anything else than he does with B'Elanna. And the reason I want to see Paris and his goat in SF is so Harry and his cow can dou
le date with them. *Still LOL!*
a jennifer - 04/09/00 15:09:12
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/unzoned
My Email:germ62@yahoo.com
Favorite type of goat: oh my
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Holodeck Goat Dreams
Comments:
Just when it seems like the lunatics have overrun the intenet with senseless useless sites, I find a gem such as yours. Oh sisters, please carry forth the torch of goat wisdom!
Mary Sue Whipple - 08/20/99 08:34:12
My URL:http://www.InsideTheWeb.com/messageboard/mbs.cgi?acct=mb521215&TL=932333392
My Email:ms_wet_hen@hotmail.com
Favorite type of goat: Tom's goat! *shudder*
Comments:
HERE ARE MY GOATY DRABBLES!
Title: Goat Drabble #1
Author: ANON
Sereies: VOYAGER - DRABBLE - NEW
Rating: [R], I think, to be on the safe side
Codes: P/G
Part: 1/1 (It's a drabble, after all)
Date Posted: 7/28/99
Summary: Paris and . . .
Author's Note: P/G is my newestest favroite pairing! Hello folks! It's me again.
Oh do stop that, kow towing is really too much.
Guess what? No don't guess! I have such great news! I'm now
a published author! Yes, I am. I bought a couple if binders and
printed all my stories and then sold them on my driveway to
anyone and everyone! They all just loved my stuff! And one
of them, this really nice man, his name was Kim, he told me
aout that page, and well, I was enthralled, so much so that
Iw anted to drabble it!Peachykeen no? If I get feedback on this, I'll work on a
goat Tom Paris Fan Fic. Anyway! This is ANON!
So sh! You don't know who I am!
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"Billy goat gruff," Tom said. "Oh my are you tough."
"babababa."
Tom took that as a sign to proceed.
Tom got on his knees "May I lick you, please?"
"babababababa."
Tom licked. Goat was happy. True love was manifesting itself in the
bedroom.
"Bababababa"
Tom said "Can I bite?"
"bababaabababa"
Tom bit. "I love you goat. Marry me?"
"bababaabababa"
Tom was happy as can be "We'll be happy, you'll see."
The goat rubbed his head against Tom's naked thigh. Everything was
perfect. Tom had his goat. The goat had Tom.
Tom had the goat. Life was perfect! Baaa baaa baaa!
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Title: Goat Drabble #2
Sereies: VOYAGER - DRABBLE - NEW
Rating: [R], I think, to be on the safe side
Codes: P/G, P/T
Part: 1/1 (It's a drabble, after all)
Date Posted: 7/28/99
Summary: Paris and Torres and . . .
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Golly gee whiz! I was so inspired! Here's a sequel where B'Elanna catches
them! Shh on who it is....
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Tommy and his goat were at the alter. Just as Tom said "i do", B'Elanna
came in. She gawked.
Then she stomped up the aisle. "My man doth not mary no goat." With that,
she grabbed the Batleth on the side.
"Baabbababababa?"
Tom said "Protect me goat!!" With that, Goat grabbed a bigger bat'leth,
Tom clutched his purse and the tension mounted.
B'Elanna swung with all her Klingon furiousness. She fell over and goat
meandered over to her. He stepped on her face.
"Babababababba!!" goat said.
"Your mother!!" B'Elanna yelled.
Goat picked up the Bat'leth, swung down and said
"BABABABABABABABABABAAAAAAAA!!!"
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Title: Goat Drabble #3: Harry Dances with Tom
Series: VOYAGER - DRABBLE - NEW
Rating: [R], I think, to be on the safe side
Codes: P/G, HK
Part: 1/1 (It's a drabble, after all)
Date Posted: 7/29/99
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Harry and Tom were sitting in the messhall, enjoying lunch: leola root stew. "I
met him in the mountains of Peru. We were dancing in the moonlight-like
this."
Tom started dancing with Harry, but then! Goat walked in and saw them.
Goat sized tears dripped down his face before it hardened into an angry
mask. He charged at Harry.
Harry turned around, saw the goat, tried to move but it was too late.
Harry went soaring through the air and landed on his ass. Then the goat
gored him.
Later in sickay, "Harry, we can now call you Burpster-Can't-Be-Laid."
"BABABABABBAAABBBAAA"
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Title: Goat Drabble #4: Chuckles wants Goat
Sereies: VOYAGER - DRABBLE - NEW
Rating: [R], I think, to be on the safe side
Codes: P/G, C HUMOR
Part: 1/1 (It's a drabble, after all)
Date Posted: 7/29/99
Tommy and goat were happy. "Too happy" thought Chakotay.
"I want goat. I *will* get goat!!!"
He crept away to the holodeck where Tom and goat were honeymooning. He
had to have a goat. If he couldn't have Janeway, he *had* to have goat.
Chakotay ran into Tom's honeymoon bathroom, looked at nude Tom, then
knocked him out. He grabbed the goat by the face, and sucked his nose.
Goat reared her head down then up and goared Chakotay in the crotch;
castrating him.
"That's what you get when you mess with goat" Tom said.
"Now you can join Harry".
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Sara - 05/31/99 03:31:31
My Email:LadyRisa1@aol.com
Favorite type of goat: the cute little billy goats
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Non Sequi-goat: Harry Kim wakes up in an alternate time line to find himself in love with.....Tom's Goat!
Comments:
I love this web site! It is crazy and cute! I love
how it describes how I feel about the Paris/Torres
relationship! K/T! K/T! (sorry, just had to get that in there :-) ) Great job! Keep up the good work, I can't wait to read some Tom/Goat fanfic!
The Emu - 05/12/99 08:57:19
My URL:http://www.zip.com.au/~emu/genfic.html
My Email:emu@zip.com.au
Favorite type of goat: Nubian Ibex
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Dreadgoat: Tom's ex-lover is back, and she's not happy...
Comments:
So when do we get the P/G fanfic archive open, where we can explore the angst and the joy of Tom's special relationship?
Sasscat Bu-to-y - 04/28/99 08:41:54
My URL:http://netjunk.com/users/particleseven
My Email:fitchett@netaccess.co.nz
Favorite type of goat: Kids
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Baasistence of Vision
Comments:
At last, someone with whom Tom has true chemistry... I can't wait to finish my first P/Goat fic. Inspired website!
Greta Gouda - 04/24/99 02:37:03
Favorite type of goat: Billy Goat
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Unforgettagoat
Comments:
Wandered onto your page from "You Can't Do That on Star Trek!" Love it! Can't stop laughing! I look forward to your next update.
I thought I liked J/P. Little did I know how believable P/G was!
Peg - 04/23/99 20:49:47
My Email:Willoughby@worldnet.att.net
Favorite type of goat: Dancing Goats
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: UnforGOATable, GOATlord
Comments:
Goat gets amnesia, forgets she's in love with Tom
and he must win her love all over again.
Goat eats Kes' leather outfit and becomes possessed, makes play for B'Elanna.
Billy Hone - 04/21/99 03:54:41
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Interesting
Angelique - 04/20/99 21:06:09
Favorite type of goat: Baby goats
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: The Gaute
(This site is so silly--I love it!) Tom and La Chevre are thrown into a dark, nasty prison, and all the other convicts want to have him for dinner. Her, I mean. The goat.
vera - 04/20/99 05:20:35
this is too hilarious!! even though i have a p/t site and it's exactly what you're making fun of, i'm sitting here laughing my butt off... oh man... very, um, interesting li'l site you got here.. :)
Anne - 04/19/99 03:38:53
My Email:Amcd300@aol.com
Favorite type of goat: Gruff
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Goat on a Hot Tin Roof
The episode where Tom walks around drunk in the rain with a broken leg with Big Daddy Janeway and Big Mama Chakotay (okay, they are a little confused), and of course, MAGGIE THE GOAT!!!!
Great site. You guys are truly demented. I like that in a person (or a website).
Minuet in G - 04/08/99 21:56:17
My URL:http://jsbach.org/bwvanh149.html
My Email:threefourtime@hotmail.com
Favorite type of goat: Slow-roasted
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: ALTER E-GOAT
While windsurfing on the holodeck, Harry falls hopelessly in love with Tom's goat and asks Tuvok for help in deconstructing his emotional complex.
Love the site. Very clever. Do you dare write any original fan fiction?
Ruth - 04/07/99 22:30:55
My Email:rthomp681@yahoo.com
Favorite type of goat: I'm still Waiting For Goat-ot
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Thirty Brays
I still get a little teary when I think of the goat waiting outside Tom's cell night after night, bleating a song of love for the golden helmboy. Sniff.
Leah - 04/07/99 21:27:15
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TelevisionCity/Set/3480/
My Email:lucyspot@hotmail.com
Favorite type of goat: The ones in petting zoos that attack you for a handful of pellets...
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Random Goats
Tom's beloved is caught munching on the grass of a sacred garden while on shore-leave and is tied to a stake and left as a sacrifice to the planet's resident Chupacabra. Can the crew save her in time?
Ginny - 04/06/99 20:51:59
My Email:lawgoddess@hotmail.com
Favorite type of goat: The little furry ones. I think they're called goat-ees.
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Worst Goat Scenario
Holographic Seska returns, brandishing a spit and chugging a bottle of Metaxa. Can Tom save his little goat love from a fete worse than death?
Siubhan - 04/05/99 13:45:49
My URL:http://world.std.com/~layla
My Email:layla@world.std.com
Favorite type of goat: fainting goat
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Goat of Chaotica
Tom and his little fainting goat get stuck in his Captain Proton holodeck program. Doctor Chaotica (an evil veterinarian) constantly frightens the little goat, who passes out repeatedly from the shock, only to awake in the tender cuddling arms of Tom...
Maureen - 04/04/99 05:02:01
My Email:bulmanator@aol.com
Favorite type of goat: pygmy goats
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Ex Post Goat-oohhhh
I hope you're able to fill in some of the missing backstory--how Admiral Daddy tried to come between Tom and his goat, the Academy days and the great mohair scandal, and--of course--the effect of Tom's incarceration in New Zealand on their relationship.
kira-nerys - 04/03/99 17:00:18
My URL:http://www.kardasi.com
My Email:kardasi@kardasi.com
Favorite type of goat: Cardassian Goats?
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Looking for Goats in all the wrong places.
And here I was hoping that the G in P/G stood for Garak.. sigh. OH well..
Marlissa - 04/03/99 05:44:51
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TelevisionCity/Network/6011/
My Email:Marlissa_C@yahoo.com
Favorite type of goat: nanny
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: The one where their dupicates get married (so touching!), but she eats the bouquet instead of throwing it to 7.
I'm so glad to know that Tom is different, and doesn't go for sheep.
TrekyBecky - 04/03/99 01:45:15
My Email:becca54@aol.com
In the words of Dana Scully in "Home", "Baa, ram, ewe!"
Well, ok, it's also from "babe". So sue me!
Patrick McBee - 04/03/99 01:19:45
My Email:krazi@intrepid.net
Favorite type of goat: kid
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: The"Oh My God! They Killed Kim" Site
This was so baaaaad. That it is goat(I mean good).
Shalini Gupta - 04/02/99 22:52:57
My Email:shalini.gupta@cpmx.saic.com
Favorite type of goat: Gray Goats
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: The Fleecing of the DQ
Dear Srs. Mary Baa & Mary Fleece,
Your shrine to the P/G Relationship is a tribute to all of us who are believers in alternative fandoms. Thank you.
Your humble devotee
Eileen - 04/02/99 21:57:12
My Email:eileen.ormand@exis.co.uk
Favorite type of goat: billy ones
I loved your site, it really made me chuckle, very original, and I thought the music was a funny choice!
Nic - 04/02/99 13:57:11
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Vault/8356/
My Email:destiny@wwdg.com
Favorite type of goat: White ones
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Where Paris discovers the goat's unique way of bathing.
LOL, I love this site! It had me giggling for ages! P/G...a much better match than Tom and that silly Klingon who should get together with Harry. :)
Suz - 04/02/99 09:54:51
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~SuzVoy/index.html
My Email:suzvoy@yahoo.com
Favorite type of goat: A living one
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: How about one where Goat deals with grief by eating banana pancakes?
Thank you so much for this utterly wonderful site!! And it's so true! Keep it up.
Espressivo - 04/02/99 07:12:07
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~espressivo/
My Email:espressivo@yahoo.com
Favorite type of goat: Billy Goat Gruff
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: I'd love to see the evil Mirror Universe goat!
This site is too silly and too much fun. Stop it immediately.
Not Robin Lawrie - 04/02/99 03:52:36
My URL:http://yes.I.have.one
My Email:treksmut@hotmail.com
Favorite type of goat: angora. It's the hair.
Other P/G episodes you'd like to see: Species G.O.A.T
Now, I know about Tom and the sheep, but I never realised he went in for goats as well. Guess he's just a farm boy at heart. Oh, I liked the music too.
