This will be a battle featuring all of the JLAers (except Oracle of course) much like the one found in the Wizard JLA special. Did anyone notice how dumb that was. Grant said that Batman threw Shurukin at Superman to "tear the contanment suit". Superman could heal the contanment suit, Grant do your homework. He also said that Batman fired microwaves and all differant forms of energy at Supes from the Batmobile. News for you Grant, Batman doesent have all that stuff on the Batmobile, all the Batmobile is is a suped up sports car. Anyway lets get down to it, the battle will be divided into rounds, and by the way I'm not biased, the winners are who I personally think would win, not who I like most.
Location:The Eco-room in the JLA watch tower.
The battle begins and Aquaman stands about twenty feet away from Lantern. Green Lantern suddenly drops and begins shaking, Aquaman invaded the part of his mind that came from the ocean, and every human came from the sea at one time or another.
Victor: Aquaman
Steel flies towards Martian Manhunter at full speed weilding his hammer, MM simply upercuts him and shatters his entire helmet. While turned around Batman slips from a tree behind MM, jumps on his back and begins pouring gas from a little tin can on his belt. MM tries to get him off but it's to late , he's already on fire.
Victor: Batman
No surprise here, Plastic man starts acting like an idiot, Zauriel gives him a sonic scream, shatters his eardrums and then swoops down and starts taking chunks out of him with his flaming sword.
Victor: Zauriel
Orion's like a spinter, he's all over Superman in the begining, Punching him, kicking him, hoping to keep Supes from getting up and smashing his head in. Every time the Man gets up Orion, kicks him down again, one time Superman catches his foot and uppercuts him in the jaw. Orion goes sailing about sixty feet. Supermans all over him again before he can get up. Supes lays down a barage of high speed punches to Orions face untill he goes down.
Victor: Superman
Cat fight!!, This one starts off a knockdown drag out, Barda pounces ontop of WW and begins punching her. WW lays an uppercut on her but only staggers the giant idiot. WW gives her a left, right, kick to the stomach and when she bends over WW gives her a kick to the face. WW unroots a tree and smashes it over Barda's head as she tries to recover from the kick to the face. As WW disposes of the tree Barda climbs on her back and eye gouges her (little trick she learned from Shawn Micheals). Barda takes advantage of this and begins punching WW in the face, hard. Barda doesn't stop hitting her either, to the face. WW comes up with a double axehandle across Barda's face as hard a she can, crack, Barda's down.
Victor: Wonder Woman
Is there any question? The Huntress tries to shoot him with her crossbow, but the Flash has it disasembled on the ground. Before she can move she's tied to a tree.
Victor: The Flash
Flash gets chopped down by a flaming sword from behind a tree. "Saw you coming a mile away" says Zauriel. "do you see this" says Flash as he uppercuts Zauriel at super speed. Zauriel recovers quickly and fires off a blast of sonic scream, The Flash grabs his head and falls to his knees. Zauriel stalks towards him with his sword. As he approaches he is greeted by an uppercut that K.O's him.
Victor: The Flash
Batman squares off with Aquaman, the man with the most political power in the world, Batman lets go three shurukin to test. Aquaman deflects one with his hook, another bounces off the armor on his shoulder, the last finds skin, but it is like a papercut the the King. Aquaman surprises Bats with a jump kick to the face followed up by choke slam. Batman and Aquaman are near equals, Where Batman excells in martial arts, Aquaman is extremly nasty, Aquaman's also no slouch in the fighting ability field. Batman decides he isn't going to beat Aquaman by conventional means. Aquaman attemps to hook him but misses. Batman jumps around his neck and pulls a small vile from his belt and breaks it open and a liquid pours down Aquamans back (Bats ussually carries around Hydrochloric acid incase he needs to melt some glass). Bats slides down and pushes Aquaman forward. Aquaman begins screaming as Batman begins pounding him. Hydrochloric acid down the back. Aquaman has superdense skin so the acid isn't going to last long. Batman continues to pound on him until he backhands Batman across the face. Batman lands on the ground and wipes the blood off. Aquaman picks him up by the throat, Batman maces him but it has no effect, Aquaman like most sea creatures has covering over his eyes. Batman goes to dire straits and kicks Aquaman in the nuts. Aquaman drops him and Batman begins wailing him again. Now Aquaman is pissed! he stands up and is greated by Batman, not there. Batman comes down from behind with a Batrope around the legs. Aquaman fires his hook again, this time finding it's mark on Batman's leg. Batman screams and begins attempting to pull the hook out but Aquaman calls it to him, Batman along with it, ouch. When Bats arrives Aquaman lays a punch on him. Batman leans back and comes back and sticks a magnesium flare to Aquaman's face. Batman falls back and covers his eyes as the flare goes off. Batman spends the rest of the time pulling the hook from his leg.
Victor: The Batman
Wonder Woman attacks Superman from behind, but Supes hears her coming from a mile away. He moves and whips her around and she slides on the grass. WW stands up and is Met by Superman. He picks her up and flies staight up through the dome and out into space. He knows if he wants to finish her quickly, he must suffocate her some way and WW can't survive without oxygen very long. When she's properly Suffocated he brings her back down to the moon (unconcious , not dead silly!). If Superman were to fight WW hand to hand, he'd win but it'd be hard to do.
Victor: Superman
When Superman lands back in the dome and looks around. All of the sudden he is punched in the back of the head by the Flash. The Flash moves around Superman punching him. Superman blasts him with heat vision, and the Flash goes down. Supes Grabs the Flashe's leg and Whips him across the garden. The Flash is up and all over Supes before Supes can retract his arm. Supes Backs up and uppercuts the Flash followed by a series of Super fast punches, the Flash slouches to the ground after about three.
Victor: Superman
Superman looks around the garden for Batman and when his search comes up unconclusive he begins heading for the door. Then he thinks. He looks up using telescopic vision see's Batman up in a tree across the Garden. Supes hammers down the tree and Batman falls out and lands on the ground with a thump. Then he notices Batman has a beard, a blonde beard. He turns around just in time to see Batman wielding the anti-proton cannon from the weapon room. Supes takes one to the chest but is up in a flash. He decks Bruce and Bruce slumps to the ground, game over.
Victor: Superman
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