Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of February13th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Cara Cohon for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual
Life
BLUE
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue
are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like
they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category
enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion
may
be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression.
Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much
as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate --
never seeking outside interests.
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