Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of February13th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Cara Cohon for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual
Life
BROWN
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the
right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs
and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you
can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in
the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover
of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions
are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
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