Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of February13th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Cara Cohon for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual
Life
GREY
The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive.
They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose
a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving
tension -- but nothing more, nothing less.
It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse.
And for one of two reasons only:
to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant.
They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
and done with. But when teamed with another color, the grey spouse considers
the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey marries another grey, the
marriage is made in heaven.
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