Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of November 4th.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
RECYCLE THIS!!
A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian
go into a bar. The Texan takes out a bottle of tequila and takes
a swig. He throws the nearly full bottle into the air, takes out
a Colt .45 and shoots the bottle in mid-air.
The people in the bar gasp and ask him why he did that. He said,
"Where I come from, we've got lots of tequila."
The Californian, (not to be outdone by the Texan) takes out a bottle of
wine, a corkscrew, and a wineglass. The Californian swirls the wine
around in the glass, sniffs it, swishes the wine around in his mouth, throws
the nearly full bottle of wine into the air and takes out a little silver
derringer pistol and shoots the bottle of wine.
The people in the bar gasp and ask him why they did that. He says,
"I'm from the Napa Valley, and we have plenty of wine."
The Oregonian takes out a bottle of beer, and drinks it all in one draught.
Then he throws the beer bottle into the air, takes out a Ruger Fast Action,
shoots the Californian, and catches the bottle.
The people in the bar gasp and ask him why he did that. He says,
"Where I come from we have plenty of Californians, but I want to recycle
this bottle."