Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Most Original Use of a Yarmulke I've Ever Heard
of...
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping
when an unfortunate incident occurred.
Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet
for the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.
When she sat, she fell in!!!
She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed
into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front
of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next
hour tried desperately to extricate her.
In this process they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left her
naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently
visible between her splayed legs.
Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing
nature of their problem. When the plumber arrived, the young man
let him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized
that his wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.
Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he
could think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife's exposed privates.
The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:
"Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner.
You WANT to push this button,
You WANT to read the past Jokes of the Week!