Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of February13th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Cara Cohon for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
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wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Lame Clinton Joke of
the Week
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks the president, "Are
you ready to order, sir?"
Mr. Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation
of your personal life, I don't think that it's a good idea."
After she walks away, the
vice presidentleans over to Clinton and says, "Bill, it's pronounced QUICHE."
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