Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
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Oh, Hell!
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in
hell. As he is wallowing
in despair, he has his first meeting
with a demon:
Demon: "Why so glum, chum?"
Guy: "What do you think?
I'm in hell."
Demon: "Hell's not so bad.
We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love
Mondays then.
On Mondays, that's all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, guinness, wine coolers,
etc...
we drink till we throw up and then we drink
some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great."
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "All right! You're
gonna love Tuesdays.
We get the finest cigars from around the
world and smoke our friggin' lungs out.
If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already
dead."
Guy: "Golly!"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact
I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday
is gambling day.
Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it.
We even opened up a pai gow poker table."
Guy: "Gosh, I never played pai
gow before..."
Demon: "Well now you can. You
like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Yes, I love to do drugs.
You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right!
Thursday is drug day.
Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack.
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose,
it's okay...you're already dead."
Guy: "Neat! I never realized
that hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Oooh, you're gonna hate
Fridays!"