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Yellow Brick Road
Thanks to Louis Lamotte for submitting this
story
Our three past and our current presidents
found themselves following
the famous Yellow Brick Road, on their
way to meet The Wizard.
They were all missing justa little something
and figured The Wizard could help them.
They meet The Wizard and he asks each in
turn what they need.
"Well", Jimmy Carter says, "I could use some
courage."
"No problem," says The Wizard, and Carter
gets his courage, no questions asked.
"What about you, Mr. Reagan?", The Wizard
asks.
"If I only had a brain," Mr. Reagan replies,
and voila, Mr. Reagan has his brain.
George Bush is next. "People tell me I could
use a heart," he pleads,
and The Wizard grants Mr. Bush his wish.
"Tell me, Mr. Clinton, what do you most want?",
asks The Wizard.
Mr. Clinton doesn't hesitate.
"Is Dorothy around?"
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