Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of February13th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Cara Cohon for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual
Life
ORANGE
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the
star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings,
meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image.
Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but
they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and
women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
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