Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of February13th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Cara Cohon for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual
Life
PINK
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature
in sexual matters:
women tend to tease,to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some
cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men.
A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who
like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make
three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up
a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep
a secret nest egg.
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