Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of January 26th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Louis Lamotte for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Furthermore:
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a
car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates
another point: women never listen either.
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