Support Technician's Anthem

(Sung to the tune of "Camptown Races")

If anyone out there wants to add to this, send it to me. If I like it, I'll put it up. (Keep it clean, please)

Fdisk, format, reinstall. Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

Data's bad, delete it all. All de doo-dah day!

It's gonna take all night, gonna take all day.

When we're through load drivers, too.

All de doo-dah day!

Scandisk, defrag, then restart. Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

Running windows is an art. All de doo-dah day!

Programs don't run right, FreeCell I can't play.

Warm boot, cold boot, either way.

All de doo-dah day!

Control, alt, and then delete. Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

As a fix it can't be beat. All de doo-dah day!

Rebooting every night, several times a day.

Then run Scandisk just for fun.

All de doo- dah day!

Can't connect to AOL. Doo-dah! doo-dah!

My my phone lines must run straight from Hell. All de doo dah day!

Can't connect at night, downloads take all day.

I wish I could get DSL

All de doo-dah day!

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