Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of December 13th.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
Make A Wish!
A man was walking along a California beach
and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and
out popped a genie.
The genie said "OK,OK. You released me from the lamp blah blah blah.
This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these
wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The
man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted
to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. So
could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics
of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the
Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think
of another wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. he said, "I've
been married and divorced four times. My wives always said I don't care
and that I'm insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. You
know, know
what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why
they are crying, know what they want when when they say 'nothing'...."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
You are feelin VEEERRRYYY sleepy.
You WANT to push this button,
You WANT to read the past Jokes of the Week!