Goldenfire's Homepage
1. I wouldn't be so critical of everybody if everybody wasn't so stupid.
2. Anything is funnier with midgets. Even if you already have a group of funny midgets, just add more midgets, and it gets even funnier.
3. If I could be any animal, I'd want to be an eagle. You may think it's because I want to soar high in the sky and fly among the mighty winds, but it's not. I've always wanted to catch a live mouse and eat it, and I think that others wouldn't think it was all that weird if I did it while I was an eagle.
4. This Deeeeeep Thought is funky like a monkey, and I don't mean the nice, cute monkey at the zoo that waves to the kids. I'm talking about the sick little monkey that touches the other monkeys' butts and then picks his nose.
(More to come in this series)
Go back to Goldenfire's Homepage
