Deeeeeep Thoughts
(This series only has 4 Thoughts so far instead of the standard 15.)
I used to have some links to places where you could find lots of original Deep Thoughts from a guy who has inspired me quite a bit, Jack Handey. Unfortunately, these original Deep Thoughts from the Saturday Night Live master are no longer online.
Steven Wright and Emo Phillips are pretty good too, if you come across any of their material.
Max Cannon uses the same type of humor in his hilarious comic strip Red Meat.
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