**WARNING**

Hello everyone. This warning is for all of the volumes of the "It Sucks When..." Comments. The original intent of the "It Sucks When..." Comments was for the amusement of the 3 guys who wrote them. Our goal with each I.S.W.C. was to get one of 3 reactions: make someone totally disgusted/grossed out, make them laugh, or make them have a look of total bewilderment on their face, thinking, "What kinda freaks are these people?" Pretty soon, however, quite a few people had read them, and they were in great demand. I didn't mind circulating them around school at all. The only problem was that many of the I.S.W.C.'s were quite off color.

Many of the I.S.W.C.'s in all of the volumes contain racial slurs, gender bias, sick & twisted ideas, and thoughts with heavy sexual/perverted content. I in no way support racism, or any of the sexual weird stuff mentioned in the I.S.W.C.'s. In fact I adamantly oppose racism, drugs, child abuse, cruelty to animals, and premarital sex. The only reason that some of the off color I.S.W.C.'s were written is because we thought they were funny at the time; not because we were in any way serious about them.

Please also keep in mind that not all of the I.S.W.C.'s are mine. I am only 1 of about 6 authors. I just happen to be the one who takes the responsibility of putting them on the Internet.

Other than that, I think they're just plain freakin' hilarious. Everyone that I've ever given a copy to has loved them (males and females alike). Please read them for their original intent: entertainment.

We would like to take a moment to apologize to the following people that we slammed, insulted, or even just barely picked on in the I.S.W.C.'s.
    Apryl Bostwick            Chinese people           Edward Scissorhands
    Mr. Doads                 Cindy Crawford           Javier Anguiano-Jiminez
    Kelly Fink                Paul Harvey
    Jessica Smiley            Andrew Hamilton
    Stephanie White           Mrs. Burt
    Blacks/Negros             Sylvester Stalone
    Mexicans/Hispanics        Kyle Snodgrass
    Mardelle Lorton           Swedish people
    Snuffalapogus             The Blob
    Dr. Seuss                 Wolverine

We would also like to make it a point that we do not apologize to the following people for referances made to them in the I.S.W.C.'s because they deserved it.

    Heather Abbott                Jeffrey Dahmer
    O.J. Simpson                  New Kids on the Block
    Mr. Applegate                 Keiser Wilhelm
    Ms. Bourne                    Polish people
    Jews                          Mr. Kiger
    KKK members                   Smurfs
    Santa Claus                   Freddy Krueger
    Barney                        Captain Hook
    Jimmy Swaggart                Fags
    Godzilla
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