My personal advice on how to drive Phantom-haters mad
Well, all of us, Phans, know that unfortunately some people simply can't reach the Phantom Realm, and some are actually very proud of it. Instead of trying to revert this odd phenomenon,
why not test their patience?
Talk endless about Phantom (that one is easy), spread Phantom goodies all over the house, and then grant your mate with Phantom Balloons.
After listening to the soundtrack as loud as you can all through the year, four times a day, try hanging on your front window (the one right above your building Main Entrance) a Phantom Christmas decoration, carefully prepared to wish a Merry Chrismas to all your fortunate neighbors.
Travel to the closest Phantom Temple (the one performed above is The Majestic, NYC). Kneel in front of it, say your prayers to Erik, worship him as he surely deserves. Shock all the pagan passers-by.
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