HELLO!

This is Bob the Taco Man's Taco Stand

I sell tacos, among other things.

If you wish to order I suggest you

get in line to place your order.

I would suggest looking at the menu first. Lola, The Cheese Girl and Order Taker Extraordinaire, does not like to be held up.

Please Be Aware Of The Rules Of The Taco Stand.

Void where prohibited. Use only as directed. If irritation persists, discontinue use and contact your doctor. No purchase necessary. See official rules for details. Offer expires yesterday. Limit one coupon per customer per visit. One size fits all. In case of accidental ingestion consult a physician or contact a poison control center immediately. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Corn in this product contains traces of soybeans. No resemblence to anything living, dead or otherwise. Nonrefundable if purchased during the 24 hours of the day. Do not use or store near fire, flame, or heat.Offer invalid on planet Earth. Offer ends in 10 seconds. Void where prohibited. Chances of winning depend on the number of entries, and also whether you are one of our secret plants who we give $100 to say you won. If, due to some internal paper work error, you do win, you are probably an illegal immigrant, a fact which we'll expose, not only getting our money back, but also causing your deportation. Prize paid in 20 yearly installments. Plutonian years. Offer valid on planet Pluto. No purchase necessary or helpful. Batteries not included. Not drawn to scale. Toy jet does not actually fly. Truck used for mountaineering in commercial sold for scrap immediately after filming. Do not drink or eat if scalding. Do not run with scissors. Tie your shoelaces tightly. Nap time. Do not put plastic bag over head. Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing. Keep a stiff upper lip. Dry clean only. No user serviceable parts inside. Made in Taiwan. Contains 10% fruit juice. Provides a full day's supply of Vitiamin C. Do not use during pregnancy. Active ingredients: partially hydrogenated soybean oil and bacon. No animals have been harmed in the production of this Web Page. Keep out of reach of children. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Not labeled for individual resale. Some assembly required. Contents may settle during shipping. Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Receipt available upon request. Servings per container: 69. Do not try this at home, go to a friend's house. Other restrictions may apply.

Did you have any problems?
If so you can speak to Bob, himself and perhaps he could help you better.

Jump to The Front of The Line, but You Better Know What You Want...

If you are having any trouble moving around the Taco Stand, here is a detailed map that should help.