Here are some

Pause for thought's...

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they get the TEFLON to stick to the pan?
What colour does a smurf turn when it's choking?
Who discovered that the egg was edible?
If a fly was born without wings, would it be called a walk?
If Professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio with two coconuts and a bamboo pole, how come he couldn't fix the boat???
Why is it that when we are driving around, looking for an address, we turn the music down?
If I saved the whales, where would I keep them?
If a cow laughed, would milk shoot out of it's nose?
Why do you call 'em stands if you sit in them?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why do you DRIVE on PARKways and PARK on DRIVEways?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How do they make OIL-FREE OIL of Olay?
If pigeons are all homeless, why are they so fat?
Why does your hair never look better than the day you're getting it cut?
Why is it that the ones who snore always fall asleep first?
Why is it that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants but he wears a towel when he gets out of the shower?
Why do SHIPments go by CAR and CARgo go by SHIP?
Why don't people ever continue their conversations when they enter the bathroom?
Why do we have hot-water heaters when you don't need to heat hot water?
Why is an orange an orange and an apple is not a red?
Why is a pear called a pear when there's only one of them?
What do they pack styrofoam in?
Why did God give men nipples?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called APARTments when they're all stuck together?
If cornoil comes from corn, where does babyoil come from?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a stealth bomber crashed in the woods, would it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you are floating in space and do half a somersault, are you upside down?
If a word was misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, then why aren't two houses hice?
If webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find all the words?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why do they have signs at Burger King that say "Picture menus for those who can't read"? If you can't read, how do you know to ask for a picture menu?
Is a computer virus covered by medicare?
Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread anyways!
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Is it possible to have a CIVIL war?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?
Why do weiners come in packs of ten when the hotdog buns come in packs of eight?
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it's remained so popular?
Who comes up with these things, anyways?

My PAUSE FOR THOUGHTS come from:

OZFM Dawn Patrol

Royal Canadian Air Farce

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