We have a dream that, someday, all species in the Federation, no matter how furry or prone to breeding, will be given equal rights and the respect they deserve. PURR.........
We like to bring the following complaint issues to the attention of the Federation Administration:
#1 That certain officers who shall remain nameless continue to try to dump the tribbles of into vats of chocolate and vanilla. No more!
#2 That many Federation officers still use us for tossing and playing ball with *sniff*.
#3 Guinan is still serving tribble burgers in the lounge. This cruel and inhumane treatment is also known as cannabalism. We want this to stop and desist immediately. This is Guinan's CookbookTRIBBLE RECIPES....*DISGUSTING*
We realize that we are dusty little creatures, but we do have feelings you know (a puddle of muddy tears fall to the floor...) and we should have equal rights too!!!!
Thanks to our friend and confidant Ya Ya Sisterhood we have been recognized as a species and they also have tried to stop the horrible killing of us and using us for tribble burgers. Thank you!!
The origin of the tribbles is actually unknown. We are soft, cute, furry warm blooded animals who first were sold as pets by Cyrano Jones. We give off a soft purring sound that is very soothing to most species. Uhura bought us aboard the Starship Enterprise. This caused a major incident for they did not know that feeding us made us reproduce at a prodgious rate. We stop breeding when food is withdrawn. There was much grain stored on the ship and we kinda got into it and ate ourselves to death (it was poisoned by some of the horrible Klingon Butchers). Anyway they finally beamed us off the ship.
The fierce and barbaric Klingons are the worst enemy of the tribbles. They have been known to do about anything you can think of to do to us poor little creatures101 WAYS TO SKIN A TRIBBLE......*tears*.......
Tribbles are now rare due to the Klingons and their extermination tactics almost 80 years ago. The Klingons considered us an ecological menace and tracked us down throughout the galaxy. They nearly wiped us out.
Now there are neutered tribbles allowed on Federation Starships and if we are neutered we can continue to grow in size. We also have grown intellectually and have evolved and learned to curb our reproduction. Some of us even have telepathic abilities.
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