"Nobody messes with the Spandex Militia and as the leader of the Spandex Militia that goes double for me. There's been rumours about the Militia and me as leader recently, well last night we put those to rest. Last night we were raided by some mercenaries called TROWEL or something (totally rubbish organisation without enlightened leadership). They thought they could gain some rep by trying to scrag me, the leader of the top gang in the underhive; well, they soon learned their lesson. They managed to ambush Suspicia, 3 on 1, but as soon as the rest of us began to arrive they started to go down before turning their tails and fleeing. They tried it again soon after but we were ready this time. Despite their attempts to infiltrate amongst us we put two down and the last bottled." "'What about the darkness of light and Thorgrimm's dwarves you ask', well they may have got a tough rep but that's only by hiding from sight like rats in a sewer; but what do you expect from mutant outlaw animals, cause that's all they are." Pernicia, leader(?) of the Spandex Militia