Hornet One Liners
From hither and yon, gathered and presented herein for your
edification...
BORG FOLKS
"I am Microsoft of Borg. Resistance izkx
GPF 0x5654 8820
Application RESIST.EXE has performed an illegal
operation and will be shut down."
Fudd of Borg: Ssssssh! Be vewwy, vewwy quiet... we're
assimiwating wabbits!
Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
"I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... MMMmmmm! Donuts!"
"I am Shakespeare 'o Borg: Thou art assimilated, my good man.
Ye shall not resist, for that is futile."
Tigger of Borg: "ASSIMMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!"
Daffy Duck of Borg: "Resistance is dithpicable!!"
Descartes of Borg: "I assimilate, therefore I am."
Donahue of Borg: "Go ahead and assimilate, caller..."
Ed McMahon of Borg: "You may already be assimilated!"
Flintstone of Borg: "You will be yabbadabbassimilated."
Hamlet, Prince of Borg: "Prepare to be.. or not to be..."
Henny Youngman of Borg: "Assimilate my wife, please!"
"Hey man, I'm Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?"
Porky Pig of Borg: Prepare to be as... assa... assim... I'm taking over.
Ferengi-Borg: Insert Coin for assimilation...
"Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you?"
"I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is
futile. You WILL be approximated."
McCoy of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim!
John Lennon of Borg: Imagine all the people... assimilated.
Bones of Borg: "He's assimilated, Jim."
Bashir of Borg: Prepare to be... did anyone ever tell you
that you have beautiful eyes?
Dr. Smith of Borg: Resistance is futile, you bubble-headed booby!
Julius Caesar of Borg: Veni, vidi, assimilavi.
Borg Law: "Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant."
"I am William Shatner of Borg... and this is... Assimilation 911!"
Bugs Bunny of Borg: "What's up, Collective?"
"I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it's futile and starts with R. "
"I am AOL of Borg. Connection is irrelevant. Modem will be
assim +++ NO CARRIER"
I am O'Brien of Borg. You will be assimilated as soon as I
finish fixing this bloody assimilation machine...
Darth Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny.
Paul McCartney of Borg: Resistance is futile -- let it be, let
it be, let it be.
BorgerKing: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Khan of Borg: From hell's heart I assimilate thee...
Joan Rivers of Borg: You will be assimilated, but first, can we talk?
Microsoft of Borg: The superiority of other products is irrelevant.
John Wayne of Borg: You will be assimilated, pilgrim.
Mick Jagger of Borg -- I can't get no, (pause) assimilation.
Burns of Borg: Smithers! Assimilate them!
LuxemBORG: The European Community is irrelevant.
"We are Pakled of Borg. We ah-sim-ah-late. We are strong."
Scotty of Borg: We canna assimilate no more kaptin.
Humphrey Borgart of Borg: You will be assimilated. Maybe not
here. Maybe not now. This could be the start
of a beautiful collective.
"I am Rubik of Borg, and the cube was MY idea.
"
Andy Rooney of Borg: Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
JFK of Borg: Ask not what the collective can do for you, but
what you can do for the collective.
Shatner of Borg: *You*...Will...Be...Assimilated!
"I am Captain Jellico of Borg. You will be assimilated. But
first, get that fish out of my ready room."
Troi of Borg: Your chocolate will be assimilated.
"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."
Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead, resist us. Make my day.
Clinton of Borg: "Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled."
Rambo of Borg: Resistance is the desease. We are the cure.
Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3.
George Bush of Borg: READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA.
#3 on the Borg Hit Parade:Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg.
Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.
The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.
HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
Quark of Borg: You will be assimilated. But with the right
amount of gold pressed latinum, I can
overlook your resistance.
Clinton of Borg: "Hillary says resistance is futile! "
Sinatra of Borg: Start spreading the news. We're assimilating
today. You will be a part of it: the Borg,
the Borg.
Ginsu of Borg: "You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!"
The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.
Borg Answering Machine Message:
WE ARE BORG.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now.
So leave a message at the tone
and we'll assimilate you later.
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